DAFC.

Wouldn't be surprised if he did tbh.

I'd appreciate a PM as well please.

I love Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen

I've gave up on FIFA. Every game I dominate possession (always, always, always in the 60% range) whilst having, on average, 10 shots on goal and at least 6 being on target, with the opposition having 1 or 2 chances and scoring them, whilst the keeper always has a wonder game for the opposition. Can't hack it anymore. Played legendary from FIFA 08 to 12, can't get to grips on world class on this. I feel like Di Canio when he was denied about 5 penalties in the one game playing for West Ham and wanted to be subbed.

IMO Soccer Am has got a hell of a lot better from only 4 years ago where it was quite dyer. The sketches with 'The Hairy Strikers', 'NEWS' and of course Franky Fryer are all quality. That's why I've changed my picture to good ol' Frank 'I Do Lav Playin' Awai' Fryer. I watched the Franky Fryer one a few weeks ago when they jumped over to Romania to watch Cluj, was in stitches. "Knee deep in Cluj"

1.) The Smiths 2.) The Stone Roses 3.) Nirvana 4.) 2Pac 5.) The Vaccines Usually the 4th and 5th places interchange often, but the top 3 in my list have been solid like that for a few years, and probably never will change.

I second this.

Wishy93 on PS3 for me. FIFA 13 is what I'll mostly be playing

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Born On The Bayou

I went from 10 stone to about 11 in a few months. Don't know what's normal for a 6 foot tall 19 year old. Wasn't attending the gym or playing football, so I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks, 3 times a week now. Each session I do 65 mins cardio, lose around 600 calories, then do weights for 30 mins. Anyone able to comment to see if this is a good way to go about losing weight and putting on muscle? Also now train once a week with my mate's football team, just to keep fit, and me and my 3 mates have now took up badminton once a week (been doing that for 2 weeks now, loving it!) Trying to eat a lot of protein now and less shite. Staying clear of Irn-Bru for 2 years I thought was great, was drinking diet Irn-Bru instead, but apparently that's also not too good for you? So now I drink only Robinson's diluted juice. If I am getting a take away, I'll not take KFC, McDonalds, Burger King all that shite. I'll get a Chinese or Italian, but get stuff with lots of vegetables, noodles etc but that's usually only once a week. I usually get mince, steak or chicken with rice for dinners and instead of eating crisps or chocolate I'll eat an apple or snack a jacks crisps.

"I would have to say...The Best of The Beatles."

I would love EEE, or anyone for that matter, to get a two-sticked banner with a ferret on it or 'MAD FERRET' titled on it

MAD FERRET.

Wow, what a pair of cretins. Let's just hope the right thing happens to both. What a couple of insolent fuds.

Matt Lockwood (Dundee player) puts me in mind of John C Reilly.

Kinda bombed my big shot there of the 1000th post. I fail.

This my post number 1001

Well, that elasticated quickly.

Did you know that there are no Dutch Elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out...disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

IMO, Stop the Clocks is the best song on NGHFB. Went right off Oasis as soon as I started listening to actual forward thinking bands like The Smiths, The Rolling Stone etc. I was right into them before that, have all their albums and such, but, yeah...However, Definitely Maybe is still an untouchable album. The rest, dear God, the lyrics are terrible and the majority of songs are lifted from others, even though you could probably say the same for Definitely Maybe, but that album brought something more to the scene of British music, it was almost nuclear. Don't get me wrong, I like the Beatles too, and Oasis are still alright, I guess. Noel's solo career, so far, is ace, IMO. Looking forward to the next album. I think it's been said before, but the B-side to Wonderwall, Round Are Way, is a top tune. Would recommend it. Nice wee swinging, hard-guitar number.

Can see a lot of defensive cock-ups this term, probably not as much as last season, though. Chris Smith .

Paul Burns is a hacket. All the QoS fans were in tears (of despair, might I add) at his departure, and were genuinely puzzled as to why he wasn't given the chance to step up to the SPL years before he did He's about as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition, and a waste of a contract. He'd be better off back at QoS.

See the pizzas out of dominos, out of this world, but instead of tomato base this time, I plumped for the BBQ base, and it is fucking superb. Order it, now.

It would appear I was beaten to the mark. Well played, sir.