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I'm quite dubious about this. How did you know that you could be a bigger p***k, if you didn't know the extent of the neighbours p***kitude? What was the maximum level of p***k you were willing to occupy?

Get some new friends.

I fucking hate this fat, inarticulate, English c**t. The idea that he gets paid to express a totally underinformed opinion on football just because he was once a very good cricket player is legitimately everything that's wrong with sports journalism in this country.

Laughed at that a lot more than is really necessary! Haha

Was that his butler? Run off with a candelabra did he?

No no, just unbearably pretentious. As it happens though I sometimes wear an Italy top to fives, but I make sure I'm never seen with a kitkat at such times - don't want to cause any undue concern.

I grew up in Kilmarnock in the 90s....could have been moi.

Update to the Kilmarnock-Kitkat-Kidnappers. Brace yourselves... ...they were foreign looking.

Nothing's been announced as far as I'm aware, but I think his family are still based in England. It's been pretty much accepted by any supporters I've spoken to that he'll be going at the end of his contract. Who can say for sure though - got to expect the unexpected with Killie at the moment.

Leeds United keepy up record was 1401...

Falling to pieces. What's the second best? One of those charity numbers they put on telly where Robbie Williams plays at left back?

That is hilarious. Following a football team for decades, and your highlight is a glamour friendly. No wonder you're such a curmudgeonly old c**t.

Heart of Midlothian F.C. - less racist than those goat-fuckers in Uzbekistan.

By this logic Roberto Di Matteo is one of the best managers in Europe. Sit down.

Still can't get away with last night's performance you know. I was lying awake in bed still absolutely buzzing at about 1am. When you think of the shit that the club's been through in the last five years, the fact that we're now sitting level with sixth with a couple of games in hand, we've got the best manager in Scotland, one of the best players in Scotland, the top scorer in the Premiership, we've beaten Rangers, beaten Celtic, won 7 at home on the spin, we're in the quarter finals of the Scottish Cup, and last night won probably the most dramatic game you'll find in Scotland this season. It's fucking cinematic. After the Ross County game, as ancientnoise was saying above, I really thought it was curtains this year. We'd become "mainstays of the relegation dogfight" (Michael Stewart) and it looked for all the world that this was the year we'd do a St Mirren and finally succumb. That was only five months ago, and from that to this. Amazing. And everyone has played their part! We've got an ambitious and innovative chairman, the manager and Alex Dyer have the players playing fantastically well - all of whom have so clearly bought into the manager's vision that results like last night are coming out of absolutely nowhere, and the fans (that are going) have been vociferous and supportive in equal measure. I've said this on here before though - we NEED more people to get out and watch them. I can't imagine the number of people that are sitting at home, absolutely delighted at the results the team are collecting...but how do we get them through the turnstiles?...

Jeeso boys

Looks like the prototype for those horrendously contrived "fake goal celebration" pictures that clubs use to advertise the new strips.

I'm in the main stand moaning at absolutely fucking everything from the pies to the ballboys.

Uncharted territory for me at the moment, looking forward to my next wholehearted half-time boo. Thought I was getting it today, disappointing.

Probably coming over to congratulate yet another trophy lift for #TB4.

Today's result means that this is the first time Kilmarnock have recorded six consecutive home wins in my lifetime. Apparently 83/84 was the last time - anybody know when we last managed seven in a row?

The new fifty shades of grey film is out - I'll keep an eye out for the guy with a ball gag and nipple clamps.

Kris Boyd still on the bench...

Well this has taken quite the turn...