Estragon

Fair enough you know, you've shown a bit of guile and made an attempt - makes me feel like I almost want to reimburse you for any losses. Just PM your sort code, account number, full name and address, mother's maiden name....

Why do police exclusively rely on these absolute bangers to do their press releases? I can't remember whether it's my dog or my kid that'll be stolen if I don't look out for chalk marks on my driveway. But then again, I don't have a dog...or really a driveway come to think of it...I do like to stay a wear though. Shared Anniesland xx

^^^ 99%er found. How fucking dare you. If it wasn't for our stance against the spread of global fascism we'd be living in a country where nationalism and associated symbology were compulsory, and indistinguishable from the content of one's character.

So wait - a guy has found himself in financial difficulties...and is aiming for the financial extravagance of Rangers supporters to get him back on his feet?.... Is anyone else spotting a flaw in his logic?...

Why these two specifically? #nohomo

Well known central belt manager goes to the highlands, wins the league cup, retains premier league status...and gets sacked along with his likeable, ex-Rangers, occasional media contributor assistant... For the first time in a long time I can't fucking wait for Sportsound tonight....

There's your champion. As cringeworthy as his tearful phonecall to his maw was, that chess set was unreal.

Is this a Willie Miller impression?

He should have stayed in the fucking garage.

Do you follow Cagliari? My cousin lives over there so I like to keep an eye on the results. From what I hear Alves is a loss.

The problem isn't necessarily the final ball, it's the ball immediately from defence. We don't have a player that's comfortable dropping short and turning with the ball - I think Chris Burke could be a great creative player for us, but it's not going to count for much if he's watching the ball sail over him all the time because Greer and Broadfoot don't have anyone else to give it to.

A conundrum solved by the bluenoses, who are still showing solidarity with the victims of the Charlie Hebdo shootings.

Hearing reports that Conor Sammon played fairly well tonight. Sincerely hoping he does well at Firhill. Cracking professional who deserves to be able to put all this Hearts crap behind him.

Endgame...

I thought this had been bumped because some channel exec had finally led it behind the racecourse pavilion. Utterly moribund, anglocentric pish that was last watchable about ten years ago.

Sheer beta. At least it gives you something to talk about with the girls in the hairdressers...

Blouse. Keeking out his letterbox from midday the day. Those c***s won't spare you Alan.

I want them to use the money on right backs... ...or "ah'll no be back!"...

He's maybe got the same agent as Dapo Kayode.

I can't imagine we'll be paying anything for him. If we do I'll be unimpressed. As has been said already we'll need another RB - O'Donnell might have been enough for the likes of Partick Thistle,but he's not looking likely to be able to make the step up.

Post of the day

I work with David Marshall's uncle...say su't'in...

.........you win this round alta-pete...

Either you have a diet light on fresh produce, or you're totally cool with having a bag of rotting waste in your kitchen....

Don't worry m88, we haven't been relegated in the post-apartheid era.