ParsJake

Given that its a central tenet of gammonology that this is all just an elaborate plan to gain access to female bathrooms, this would be a perfect cover song to end the gig -

Absolute tap-in.

I used to know a guy who would pronounce Lee's name as if it spelt "Leader Ryan". It at least partly accounts for why we lost touch.

Bit late to this, but I fervently hope it's this incarnation of ND that the bus is being annoyed by...

@BFTD

Dickies - Rosemary. Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To a Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay. Beast In Heat - Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Visions of Change - An Accountant Like Miranda. Stranglers - Choosey Susie.

You utter b*****d, messing up the question numbering and playing hell with my OCD.

Q32, and a chance to pick up some bonus points if you're lagging behind at this point, 1 point for each of Stormzy's aliases that you can name.

Q29. Lead by example and answer some of the fucking questions, then.

Q21. Who are/were "The Main Players" on the Coronavirus thread?

As requested by @DA Baracus, a place for the P+B stalwarts to test each other's knowledge of the site and its rich posting history. Will repeat Q1 from "The Year of Discontent" thread and add another couple of gentle starters before handing over to the more experienced among you - Q1. At which address was a poster invited for a fight and told to bring his maw? Q2. What does "OFTW" stand for? Q3. Who is most associated with the phrase "thanks for playing anyway, champ?" Over to the rest of you!

Q1. At which address was a poster invited for a fight and told to bring his maw? (an easy one to start with)

I'm fully expecting you to appear on Mastermind one day. "Name?" - BFTD. "Your chosen specialised subject?" - Oaksoft : an in-depth study and analysis of his P+B posts, what he really means by them and the true motivations he has for posting them. North of 20 points and no passes, a half-decent general knowledge round and that's you through.

"Too many people are ripping my points to utter shreds so I'm going to run away".

Breast we forget.

Also, I find the mental picture of somebody pouring a bucket of shite over a Captain Tom statue extremely funny.

I sincerely hope that his classmates beat the ever-loving shit out of him for that, and continue to do so on a daily basis. The snivelling little p***k.

Are you sure you didn't just snap your banjo string?

Like shooting fish in a barrel, sometimes...

Brings to mind Stalin's quote that "paper will put up with anything that is written on it".

How amusing, whimsical and relatable.