ParsJake

That's the feeling I've had the past couple of weeks, the pro-monarchy PR machine has been in turbo-drive. If I can borrow a P+B bon mot, I'm thinking of all this as Charles' Scrambling For Relevance Tour.

Shame that you're Scottish, then.

Brillant result for St. Mirren and well done to them. A victory over either half of the Old Firm by any non-Old Firm team is a victory for Scottish football. Get it right up them, all the way to the fucking hilt.

I had you down as an "anomie" kinda guy. I'll go for the Marxist classic "alienation". I will personify alienation.

This has been very prominent recently, all this mince about "symbolising" and "personifying" things. It seems to be a way to try to kid on that the queen, and now the king, had/have a purpose. You can symbolise, personify and represent as much as you like, you're still not actually doing anything.

https://www.thefa.com/news/2022/sep/12/return-of-football-matches-update-20221209 Pleasantly surprised by this tbh, expected them to drag the arse out of it by another week. Monday 19th and that should be the end of this performative weep-fest, bar the exaggerated outrage at the disruption of the minutes' silences.

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/church-rainbow-nhs-bench-must-150000305.html Beware of the dangerous bench, feelings must be protected.

2 whole hours it's taken... Wid.

Would be interested in a definition of what constitutes a "normal" Rangers fan...

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/lizard-liz-dead-villagers-round-110031368.html Jaki did not read the room well, membership of the Fish Frier's Federation has been revoked.

Nothing that involves actually doing anything, then.

Given who he supports then you're asking a bit much...

Every single fucking game off down here in England.

I'm hoping Miguel utterly loses the plot on Sunday and mistakenly allocates points to people who didn't have the Queen on their list. I am that desperate...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttery_(bread)

There is a very real chance that if she does throw a seven I'm going to be the last one remaining in the "Everyone else - 0" category. Keep her alive until January, ta.

Of course it is, it'll have Tories in it.

I'd double any points taken from The Two Teams Who Do Not Exist to give an added incentive.

This braying Hooray Henrietta in charge, my fucking word...