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  1. eddiemunster
    Did you share a flat with someone with the initials DC perchance? My mate stayed where you describe.
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    What a load of big fat fibs.
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    Grandmaster Flash tonight.
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    Most proper killers start on animals then graduate to people, you're doing it all arse for elbow.
  5. eddiemunster
    Sonos Playbar. Splendid.
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    No, downs syndrome did.
  7. eddiemunster
    I knew a chef once who couldn't read
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    I call it the "nokwite" because it's no quite your balls and no quite your arse.
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    I wish someone would give Dodorowski the chance to make his Dune. Watched the documentary recently and he seems like a brilliantly mental character and his vision for the film was excellent. Perhaps it never being made just adds to the myth though.
  10. eddiemunster
    Because Corden is basically two tons of unfunny shite in a one ton bag.
  11. eddiemunster
    Too many Heath Ledgers.
  12. eddiemunster
    Looks a but Thistle sunshine coach for special champions IMO
  13. eddiemunster
    My eclectic fence is made up of all different types of panels.
  14. eddiemunster
    Wants his baws Toad
  15. eddiemunster
    Probably best to just let go of your heart, let go of your head mate.
  16. eddiemunster
    Sandi Toksvig has an assistant to wipe her arse on account of her being lacking in the arm to torso ratio.
  17. eddiemunster
    Fred West would only wear jumpers from BHS
  18. eddiemunster
    Claudia Winkleman puts her glass eye in people's drinks at parties.
  19. eddiemunster
    She shits where she wants
  20. eddiemunster
    I had a club foot once, the music kept me up at the weekends.
  21. eddiemunster
    She wasn't immunised and that's a legal requirement. She's increasingly slapdash, since we bought that new hearth rug.
  22. eddiemunster
    I've heard of two guys called "The Sniper's Dream" & "The Sniper's Nightmare". The "Dream" has a massive heid and the "Nightmare" has a heavy limp
  23. eddiemunster
    "pat his shants"
  24. eddiemunster
    I'm going to legally steal a trolley full of messages from Tesco at the weekend.
  25. eddiemunster
    Wouldn't fancy cleaning her cage oot.
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