Black Pennel

I watched Yoker Athletic fairly recently...I think if they can find someone to convert the chances and "tap-ins" they create in their lead up play they might surprise a few folk. There,...I've put the hex on the Whe Ho as well, now... Sorry lads, maybe next season, eh ?

Your hair has its' own walking stick ?

Re : "Glasgow United" Do you think it would really, really, annoy them if we all just keep calling them Shettleston ?

f**k sake.

H s Bth Jnrs fn. bvsly.

Did you die though ?...or did you just think about it ? We've all been there.

Jeez.

^^ Iceland, Yugoslavia, Belgium, Canada, and Switzerland ^^ It was different times and two of the matches were friendlies.

Wait,...what ?.... Are you linking the unfortunate demise of your wee dog to the PUSA ?

Think that Annbank United in Ayrshire have also withdrawn from WoSL for this season. Tough all round. Fingers crossed that Heston can re-group and return when they are ready.

No problem. Let us know if you hear anything different.

Well...here is the thing, though Jim,..but...wait...I heard the other Jim tell some other Jim that you could just give Jimmy on the gate a wee contribution. Just tell him that James told you that you heard it was all right. Honest, it won't be a problem...I heard that you'll get in OK. The password is EekaPeeka if you get stuck. I hope nobody else heard that...Maybe shouldn't have said that out loud for other folk to hear...

Clipe.

What...the bit where you told everyone that Westerton had withdrawn ?

Really? Wow, I didnt see that. Thanks for the news.

Hmmnnn,..aye,..well...As our old friend Garrelburn used to eloquently say to nonsense like that..Pfffttt. I'm sure Juventus will be quaking in their boots and setting their sat-nav for Stevenston the minute the big boys get home from the Euros.

Erm,...Andy,...old chapbean....I'm thinking that if you can smuggle it in to the ground then we can can probably give it a wee shot to try to get rid of it for you.

Abso...feckin...lutetely. I did try to hint toward that point of view to Sean weeks ago. He gave a very diplomatic, non-comittal, response. Everybody down here knows that Ardeer Thistle & Saltcoats Victoria have both been crying out for haunners from the local populace for ages. Why are they only getting help from TASS and Kilbride now ?

A wee joke for the young yins, Jimbo ?

F*ck it Martin, that was a pish laugh. You and Kennie are mental crazy... Go for it. Can you arrange it so that we can all go to Campbeltown Pupils on the same Saturday afternoon ? 26,000 drunk blokes from the West of the country asking them..."Gonnae let us in, son"? Doesn't even matter to us if they'd already been knocked out in the previous round...

"taken over" ...and they would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids...

I already have a splendid torch. I am not an American. I am not from Cornwall. Verily, yon cunto back there is extremely pishen.

If (fairly) reliable sources are to be believed...the Dalry Thistle manager has just become the Kilwinning Rangers assistant manager. Anybody got an idea as to who the replacement will be at Merksworth ? Think that Gowser is taking training but don't know if he is even interested in being manager...

Also....^^gotten^^ ? Dearie me, FWF,...we expect better from you. Poor show.