Black Pennel

Hmmm,...what exactly is your problem with a merit based league structure Toots ? I don't know if you've ever told us why you object to that idea...

Ach,...I see what you meant when I re-read it Archie..sorry. But please don't tell me that we'll be calling it "Premiership, Championship, Diddieship, Awfulship" Is there any reason we can't just call our new leagues WoSL divisions 1,2,3,4...?

Relegations from tier 6 to tier 5, Archie ?...This is truly a brand new world....Tell us more...

Aye, but you two just heard it...he saw it.

Don't think they can officially announce until tomorrow, Noddy....

Wonder why nobody mentioned the SV when the chap was asking for suggestions ?

5 and below, Shirley ?

Naw, that's not Dryhorce, but you knew that...YOU UTTER TRUMPET. Dryhorce is still using the site under a different name and is still a pain in the jacksie.

The Brechin City chairman could sponsor it...

Noddy, We think he's going to Largs Thistle but nothing confirmed except what has been written on P&B as far as I know.

p.s. Only kidding. We can't possibly go back until it is absolutely safe to do so. We all know it is shite but we can't risk it.

"Cramming in next to people for two hours" ? "Under cover" ? You'll be safe enough at a Rossvale game, Jamie...

Come on now Mark, you can't just stick up a picture of Jamie Vardy and pretend he's the same lad you sent out on loan...

Please stop. Or I'll shop the lot of you.

A tiger spotted ? Shoorely shome mishtake...

Pulling your leg...don't worry about it.

Are you beginning to suspect that the case is afoot, Peter ? Do you think that TS may not be all that he appears ?

I was replying to someone else. Who were you trying to speak with ?

^^ Don't say I didn't warn you.

Maybe they haven't told Shankland yet...

Don't you dare mess with the Peaky Fookin' Bloinders !!

The very dab for the seaside leagues the second one...

We know, Peter,...we know...we've had to listen to him talking pish for years but apparently we're supposed to cut him some slack as he has a serious eye problem. He does certainly have that problem...but that, in itself, shouldn't excuse him from showing himself up as a p***k.

Easy...just phone a chap like Ally Morrison. Once he learns how to quote the correct post he intended to reply to you'll be in gravy...you might be playing for Drongan or Dalry rather than Darvel like you hoped but I'm sure he'll get you a game somewhere. He has an impeccable record of success in these matters. Seriously though...best of luck. Just phone your local club and ask them.

He knew that he would...