Black Pennel

Pay attention and keep up at the back there,....

Thank you. Don't know if that still applies to the early rounds nowadays, though. If it does, I'm sure they'll have been pleased to receive your contribution to the funds.

How much of a "cut" did the SJFA take from this game Burnieman ?

But he isn't the "level" of manager your club is looking at. It is paper talk and nothing more than that. Try suggesting that the ex-Pollok manager who got an eighteen game ban was getting the gig...the local papers would go into meltdown. Neither scenario is actually true.

And yet you've already ruled out Kilwinning Rangers, then ?

Maybe he (or, indeed, she) is just asking if you're still involved at Dunipace ?...I dunno where it's going once you answer, though...

^^How many from Glasgow play for Rangers ?...and why would it matter to you ?

Your treasurer is Craig Whyte ? Careful now.... Oh,....sorry,...read that wrong....carry on.

Aye,...if you can swim through the car park. And take a brolly.

Good. They weren't very nice men. Don't care.

Did the Kilwinning guy just suggest that Irvine Victoria were one of their biggest rivals ? I think he did ! Mon the Vics ! Get intae thae arrogant bastids !

Abso fecking lootley, Muggo. Some smashing players...nae fitba sense. The best tactical move would probably be Liam getting his boots oot the cupboard.

Is there a thread anywhere on P&B where people can discuss the Scottish cup draw ?

Jeezo...would this whole process be speeded up if we just moved the river ?

Speak to Spank...he'll draw them all for you...maybe even use a crayon or a light pastel shade if you're very lucky...

Erm,...he's a Largs Thistle supporter, Mr. Caskie...

If only some other team would beat them in the final...oooh,...wait a minute....

Nope...run that past me again, Archie...

Nope,...we need to see a drawing of the incident or it didn't happen.

You are a bad man.

The difference is that the ball can cross the line and hit the crosspiece brace where the wheel is attached and return back into play. Goal not awarded as referee and assistant both fail to realise what has happened. ETA. posted at exactly the same time as the chap above.

Couldn't make the games this weekend David...Did Stevie Bain (the African guy) play at all ?

I've never been feart fae Santa, uncle Boab...

Which they will win. Again.

Echo the above.