Black Pennel

I already gave them a clue who it might've been...

What kind of dog ?

P.S. Don't distract from the tenet of this thread. The auld c*nt is an odious individual and always has been. I'm more worried that nobody stopped him the moment he said it.

It's also the same story that Ayrshire folk tell about the "Lanark" mafia. It was, and is, intended as a joke. There is nothing wrong with the 2 o'clock kick off and it suits a lot of people. Me, for example.

Shoosh you !! I'm watching match of the day...

And I, for one, want the name of the opponents to be spelled correctly.

Do the SoS league still require a non-refundable deposit from new entrants ? Don't know if that was actually introduced but they were definitely considering it for this very scenario. Having watched the Bankies recently...I'm not even convinced they'd get promoted straight away anyway. The rest of the West would do the same as when they voted to go East...collective shrug of shoulders...best of luck, lads....

Was auld Scott at your game again today, Peter ?

No,...of course not...you'll have to wait until he sees the new sheriff approaching.

Anybody seen the latest Spike Lee film ? You should hear what he implies about you little small dick honkies.

Strikes me that the referee is probably spot on here...shouldn't think that particular venue meets the criteria for any league game to be played.

The exact same muppet who got paid again to deem it unplayable three hours later.

My grandaughters under 7s ?

This one is also incorrect... 1977 21 May STV `Scottish Junior Cup Final’ 14.45-17.10 Kirkintilloch Rob Roy 3 Kilbirnie Ladeside 1 Live from Hampden Park The result was KRR 1 - Kilbirnie Ladeside 3....rather than the other way around. Maybe Mr. McDevitts tireless research wasn't as accurate or extensive as suggested.

Saltcoats Victoria, Shirley ? It's tough down there.

Beginning to wonder if it's the same Stevenson... If so, I've seen him a few times playing for Troon and he wasn't very good. Maybe Stranraer have signed him up for some sort of coaching role ?

OK then,....Never. Came close once though...

Never. Came close a few times, though.

What was the final decision as to the flavour ?

Think uncle Bob was probably meaning the situation with Girvan as they already currently hold SFA membership. Don't know why he is asking you, though...

Aye,...I know, (I don't think he was a fervent Largs Thistle attendee either) but it just seems a wee bit too soon after to be raising these questions. Maybe wait until he's cauld ?

My uncle is a "life-long" Thistle fan. He doesn't go to games either. He lives in Calgary, Alberta. Would you be turning down a donation if my uncle found some dosh down the back of the sofa ?

I just read it as "the missus" wasn't "allowing" him to go to the fitba.

Erm...9am maybe ?

Maybe not presenting the best case scenario for them there, uncle Bob...I can almost hear the rustling of Werthers Original wrappers from thirty miles away...