Dirty Sanchez

Why does Rodri make shorts look like Simon Cowell's troosers?

Got a defender on a yellow now for getting hit by the ball when he was specifically doing his best not to get hit by it.

Kenny McLean had a red card rescinded after a Collum special in new year game with Kilmarnock a while back. I had a decent view of the play and my jaw was on the floor when he did his wee excited sprint towards the 'incident' waving his red card. You give him the benefit of the doubt, thinking you must have missed whatever he saw, then you see the TV replays and, sure enough, nothing.

Willie Collum had an article a while ago where he was bemoaning people judging him before he's even on the park. I gave the irony police a call at the time due to some of the cards he's handed out Jim Goodwin for the crime of being Jim Goodwin.

I see they didn't bother to edit their pre-prepared tweet to reflect the fact that participation trophy girl couln't even get on to the table, let alone cover it in anything.

He's in some sort of orgasmic stupor and everyone else is just looking on with indifference, except for the woman who is laughing at him.

I heard a caller to a radio phone in saying, when a horse breaks its leg, the trainer should be liable to keep it and cover its medical bills for the rest of its life.

Never seen any footage of the home leg. TV coverage in this country was of a limp looking Celtic v Aarhus game that night. The presence of Johan Cruyff wasn't enough to convince them to send a camera seven miles up the motorway to us.

Don't know about anyone else, but St Mirren went to Falkirk three times in 2009/10. I wonder if they'd send Celtgers away to each other for a third time. Why not?

Keep an eye on Ryan Strain's celebration.

Crocker: "Dah Vell".

At first, I thought Rod's gear was from Ross Dress for Less, the discount chain in the States. Turns out there's been a big collaboration that we've all overlooked.

Looking like he needs a hair dryer himself, Fergie, hailing a taxi in Paisley, 1977.

We had the epic 3-2 replay loss to Celtic that year, complete with controversial goals and crowd chaos. Little did we know that if we'd knocked Celtic out that night night we'd probably have done ourselves out of a place in Europe. They way the league panned out we'd needed to have won the cup or lost the final to (champions) Aberdeen to qualify for Europe. No other outcome in the cup would have got us there, despite the 3rd place finish in the league, due to Dundee United having taken a UEFA spot with their League Cup win while finishing below us. And that guy on the Love Street DVD wouldn't have been able to warmly reminisce about the thrill of watching Michel Platini in Paisley even though he wasn't even playing that night.

Kevin Thomson revealing that fans are "the life and bread of the game".

Booooo.

That winning goal for Arsenal would have been a stick on to be disallowed by VAR.

Watt seemingly has two years left on his Dundee United contract. It might take their relegation to smooth the way for a deal that suits us.

Jota was superb in the The Wedding Singer, to be fair.

O'Hara also on a booking from a passage of play that shouldn't have happened.

We interrupt this VAR check for a football match. Apologies.

I've bought tickets in the car on the way to the game after 2pm before. You're at the mercy of hoping the emailed tickets will come through, but you've still got your purchase reference in the unlikely event that it doesn't.

I spotted this on the Pedro Porro thread on a Spurs Forum. He wasn't wrong.

In the first half at Hampden Park, everything happened to Porro. He slipped onto the grass shortly after the start. Andy Robertson took advantage of the loose ball and put it back to Scott McTominay. Scotland took the lead, taking advantage of the misfortune of Porro, who found himself immersed in a series of calamities accentuated a few minutes after the slip in a dispute over a throw-in. This ignited a nearby section of the stands, which began to accompany each touch from the Spanish winger with a boo. The connection with Porro spread to the entire stadium. They celebrated another slip on a clearance. The matter was triggered when, with the ball out of the field, he fell due to a collision with Robertson. He did not return after the break.