Dirty Sanchez

I'm following it on Wikipedia as I watch. Haven't seen much film on this guy.

Bears trade back.

Travis Kelce is like someone parodying Travis Kelce.

Player fashion choices all a bit 'Jack Ross' so far.

Very true. We'll have to assume Andy Roddie was operating in midfield given that there aren't any other midfielders in the line-up. I remember this game. I think it was night time game with only one or two stands open. I notice a certain Eddie Howe is in the Bournemouth side. Whatever happened to him?

I've just sat throught this and can confirm it's a good watch. It got me looking up his playing career while I was watching. Although he operated mostly in the lower leagues, he was on the park with a lot of the top guys of that generation at one time or another. He played against the likes of Gerrard, Lampard, Shearer and the Arsenal team with the likes of Seaman, Adams, Ian Wright and co and also played agaisnt the Spain team of the Iniesta and Xavi era. He must also be at least an acquaintance of Rio Ferdinand given their history at Bournemouth. I also cheked out whether he played in the Bournemouth team that came to Love Street for a friendly in 1998, and it turns out that, not only did he play, but he also scored the winning goal. http://www.stmirrenprogrammes.co.uk/StMirren/STM_Match_Details.php?Season=1998&GameID=199807220

Sky running through the upcoming fixtures in the EPL as though Man City aren't playing Arsenal on Wednesday on BT.

I think there 18 possible permutations of today's results and 16 of those would have put us in the top six, so it would have been an all timer if it somehow hadn't come off.

Dunne playing like he's got a drink in him.

There was a TV commercial spawned by this and it was featured very briefly in 'Tackle', the Only an Excuse that was aired just before the 1990 World Cup Final. The video starts at the offending moment:

Luis Figo came on as a sub in the World Cup Qualifier at Ibrox in 1992.

Remember the Great Escape graphic? Great Escape? The were fucking top of the league at one stage.

Why does Rodri make shorts look like Simon Cowell's troosers?

Got a defender on a yellow now for getting hit by the ball when he was specifically doing his best not to get hit by it.

Kenny McLean had a red card rescinded after a Collum special in new year game with Kilmarnock a while back. I had a decent view of the play and my jaw was on the floor when he did his wee excited sprint towards the 'incident' waving his red card. You give him the benefit of the doubt, thinking you must have missed whatever he saw, then you see the TV replays and, sure enough, nothing.

Willie Collum had an article a while ago where he was bemoaning people judging him before he's even on the park. I gave the irony police a call at the time due to some of the cards he's handed out Jim Goodwin for the crime of being Jim Goodwin.

I see they didn't bother to edit their pre-prepared tweet to reflect the fact that participation trophy girl couln't even get on to the table, let alone cover it in anything.

He's in some sort of orgasmic stupor and everyone else is just looking on with indifference, except for the woman who is laughing at him.

I heard a caller to a radio phone in saying, when a horse breaks its leg, the trainer should be liable to keep it and cover its medical bills for the rest of its life.

Never seen any footage of the home leg. TV coverage in this country was of a limp looking Celtic v Aarhus game that night. The presence of Johan Cruyff wasn't enough to convince them to send a camera seven miles up the motorway to us.

Don't know about anyone else, but St Mirren went to Falkirk three times in 2009/10. I wonder if they'd send Celtgers away to each other for a third time. Why not?

Keep an eye on Ryan Strain's celebration.

Crocker: "Dah Vell".