HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

For ages. Sunset Yellow and Ponticue(?) I believe are the colours banned in USA ETA Ponceau 4R, it's on the label of lucozade I'm drinking

Shit. I didn't necessarily mean your mother but I didn't word it very well. I really meant people kicking their own mothers. Shit, didn't word that well myself either, it wasnt an offering to Ruel Street! (Bring both our mothers for a punt in the pie!)

Are we allowed to kick your mother in the pie? Be my guest. A sneeze would be the least of your worries though.

I get this, it's a reaction to sudden bright light, and if I mind right can only be passed on through a mother to her offspring

Do you have a spare battery for a Sony Erricson?

Do you think auld Archie calls a fanny a Foooof?

Have you noticed they pack eggs "upside down" now, with the wider end at the top? Something to do with preventing bubbles in them keeping them fresher for longer.

Shirreffs really likes it, His signed fitba, his signed fitba.

Just remember what the late, great Christopher Wallace said all those years ago - " I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus, and when I see the semen I'm leaving."

Didn't pay enough attention in school to give a f**k!

What a Boominter this threads turned out to be.

Dark as f**k. Theres a Ken Loach film in there somewhere

Pointless thread. Magee will be round soon enough to tell everyone that their virgins.

Wood.

So hard to earn a crust now.

I'm always waking up in the middle 0f the night with strangers wanking over me then foning 5 pals to tell them before I fone the police.

"Dont come running to me if you cant hijack a plane crashing it into the Pentagon while knocking over lampposts."

"Have you ever taken out your cock and shown it to the dinner lady?" That is amazing!!

Brilliant. What the f**k even is a boulevaldier anyway??

"Now son, to display ones genitalia in such a manner to compound, irrespective of class.. " Bet the dinner lady regretted bringing it up after a 20 minute Dickensian speech.

Christ, imagine a telling off from him, blethering away using words nobody knows anymore, it would put you to sleep. Only his outrageous socks and halfmasts would keep you focused!

What Archie? That explains how he talks and writes!!

Mind when Only an Excuse was still half decent there was an Archie scetch of him just listing players names, something like "Ryan Christie, reminiscent of a young Neil Lennon, Lennon, reminiscent of a young....etc etc" every 5 or six sketches they'd cut back and hes sitting there older, longer white hair and eyebrows, halfmasts higher and higher, listing all these random names I imagine the auld tit sitting in bed reading this to his wife in his Deputy Headmasters voice and her just thinking "for the love of f**k, here we go again"

**Insert Kenneth Williams gif here** One of the more obscure sexual fetishes right enough.

Thought so.