HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

Rouges gallery was a favourite, they always shoe horned in a return of the Mack pun. Found a box of them up attic recently along with all the posters, Donna Air, Michelle Norkett ,Partridge, Denise van outen etc. Probably every issue from about the judge dread cover in the mid nineties to about 2001ish when it started to change its format.

Jay Z - Hard Knock Life

Clocked on second watching, the models walk down the gangway, in high heels, without making a peep. Alan clomping like a horse ant time he's on it!

High school science teacher??

Paul Johnson - Get Get Down

"It's fucking weird!"

Jesus fucking wept. An office c**t didnt ask you if you wanted a cheeseburger and chips? Would you want to share a lottery win with these fuckers?? Sheltered work life I must have lived.

Cakes and cards on your birthday in work for fucks sake. Do youse give each other the bumps as well?

Going for 50fuck all, silly ****.

Boy used to drive round Inverness in a Astra with a massive daft spoiler. We nicknamed him Huckleberry Fin

Him as the farmer was brilliant too " hed probably try ti feed Toirf to a sheep, get a cow ti lay an egg" Pishing myself

Those tunes have been in my head all week! The bit where he puts his fist up then strokes his chest " fecking fight me like a man ,show your wife the medals that you won in Flanders " on loop for near a week!

Epic!! I mean, it's not quite Gazza banging them in at Euro 96, or all the Dutch and Italian stars youse had back then you couldn't afford, but at least you've found your level. Must be glowing with pride with at an assisted toe poke from your "own Borna."

Get them on to Funbox, break away squad from signing kettle, never stop touring, going on Sunday

Your hearts just not in it when the **** aren't winning eh? Classic diddy behaviour.

You always imply that it's taken some one hours to come up with stats, posts and utter dribble from Rangers sites etc, when in fact is been pointed out to you repeatedly that this pretty much only takes a few clicks. Why do you do this? Is it to try to devalue the poster and posts to make you feel better about the club you support or are a just a perma pished seething *** all the time?

Think we're getting near to what l like to refer to as PP. ( Peak Partridge)

His face after he barked in the lassies face, and again when he sees that the other girl wants to out with Simon, priceless!"one down on quiz night now"

Stop getting Partridge wrong! She was the manager!

Rumours on tinterweb that everyone's favourite beast bead seller's body has been been found.

A John Doo film. Sorry

It's like a John Woo film with all those pidgeons at Ibrox.

Saw limmy last week, funny as f**k! Got him to sign my book Requim!

Make the rockin' world go round?

Totally rattled! No daft, old dead words or speaking like an old fashioned teacher. Just salty, *** hurt. Lovely.