Sarto Mutiny

Ooh, I caught one. That was unexpected

Hullo

Dundee United have always had the power to turn Scot Gardiner into a seething mess. Which is nice

Based on what I have seen this season, the entire Partick Thistle team

I think it's been forgotten because Raith Rovers seem to score last minute winners every week, but we must have won a lot of points this season due to goals in the last five minutes of games. Says something about the team, anyway.

Now *that's* doubling down

That is not what "doubling down" means, my friend

It doesn't get much uglier. That win was Martin Keown levels of ugly

Lousy game, but a fucking massive win.

*prays for a postponement*

Not that much of an exaggeration tbf

He could have been, but his confidence was utterly destroyed after one season at our shitty club and he ended up being dropped for Deniz Mehmet. Which sort of says it all, really.

Even I would consider a home game against Dundee United being a big game to be quite the stretch. We haven't beaten you at Celtic Park since 1992

I don't believe for a second Harry Milne has had a better season than Scott McMann, by the way. ETA: I haven't thought about the full team, but three out of our back four should definitely be in there (sorry, Liam Grimshaw, not this year). Not sure about best keeper, Dabrowski has been very good, but so has Walton, albeit in a slightly more understated way.

Dragutin Ristic? Rab Shannon? Stewart McKimmie? *shudders*

His name has always looked wrong to me. Every fibre of my being wants to type it as Grieve.

You're right. Only tinpot clubs would do that

We'll offer them 6p in the pound to go away. Sorted

We are box office as f**k

Fun times

If we could not be shite, that would be nice.

Indeed. Once you find out what happened to the Titanic, be sure to let us know.

Oh well. At least Raith Rovers lost as well

I wonder if the first half has been entertaining enough

The Tangerine Pound in full effect there