Sarto Mutiny

Indeed. Once you find out what happened to the Titanic, be sure to let us know.

Oh well. At least Raith Rovers lost as well

I wonder if the first half has been entertaining enough

The Tangerine Pound in full effect there

Given they're at home to Montrose, I would be surprised if they didn't win that tie.

Aye, the huge queues for cubicles at half time you see at a lot of grounds these days is not in the least bit suspicious...must be dodgy pies or something

Enjoyed the final, and Luke Humphries probably deserved it, questionable character or not. Luke Littler's time will come, and perhaps long term it was better for him to lose this final. If I won £200k at the age of 16 I would not have made it to 17. As others have said, Littler shouldn't be in the Premier League yet...but he will be. Gary Anderson called it absolutely correctly.

We only score hat tricks against Partick Thistle

In fairness, as @SGMilne said, it's a generational problem more than a Dundee United one I think #oldmanyellsatcloud

Ideally, a right back, a central midfielder and another striker. We're rich as f**k though, so we will be signing all the players.

Many moons ago I experimented with a season ticket in the GF lower. Safe to say it was an experiment that lasted one season and one season only.

I love Bob Mortimer

That was a wee unexpected bonus. Cheers, Agent McIntyre

It must be hard for Rangers to get their heads around how much higher the burden of proof is for getting a penalty when they are playing Celtic as opposed to when they are playing everyone else

Absolutely. Not the current manager's fault, but it illustrates how abysmal their transfer business last summer was.

I can see how Kilmarnock have beaten both of these teams

I assume The Conspiracy is still on its Christmas holidays

Poor defensive header, great strike, some ugly, ugly supporters.

Shankland would greatly improve this Rangers team. Pity they can't afford him. Haha

Been a good start this

It's a minor point in the greater scheme of things, but that pitch looks dreadful.

It really is fucking tinpot that you don't get away fans at these games. Mind you, if only the rest of us had the balls to ban these troglodytes from our grounds.

Aye, that'll do

If you would like to stay under the radar by avoiding going top of the league tonight, I would appreciate the gesture

Feels like months since we've had a league game. Bit of pressure on this one as I assume we'll no longer be top when the match kicks off. A shitey 1-0 win would do.