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Robert Jenrick, somehow the Immigration minister getting a fucking media hand shandy for visiting Manston. Well done Bob. How about you fucking stay there until you fix this? You horrible deeply out of your fucking depth c**t? "The route cause of this is not the government" yes it is. "The attack on Manston had nothing to do with what's happening." c**t. "This is because there are too many people crossing the channel." Yes because there are no safe routes, you fucking fucking b*****d. Trotting out all the right wing buzzwords about young males, illegal migrants, overwhelmed, leaving a safe country. All utter pish. Defending the use of invasion by Braverman. Fucking fucking c***s.

The papers this morning. The c**t owned hate sheets have the words of that unspeakably horrid f**k Braverman "it's an invasion" all over their front and inside pages. This will and demonstrably has in the past lead to violence. I fucking despise the UK and I cannot wait to have absolutely f**k all to do with it. A rotten cunty little midden of a place.

I would add a third. The UKs Immigration policy is broken, the Tories are awful awful c***s, and it is those same awful awful c***s that have made it so. The UKs immigration system is massively over complex, it is appalling underfunded (when you consider what it is asked to do) and therefore horrendously inefficient and inhumane. This is still the hostile environment. Thats not just go home van's, or dawn raids or fucking Rwanda, it is a system that is now, in part by design, in part by accident and in my opinion, large part a deliberate ultra cunty indifference to human suffering which results in an Immigration service you'd be absolutely fucking mental to get involved with on purpose. So on the one hand you have people genuinely fleeing war and persecution, who aren't processed and accommodated fairly, compassionately and properly. (There is still an international migrant crisis by the way, which the UK have had no small hand in creating, and even if they didn't we'd still have an obligation to do something about it). You have people who want to come and live in the UK either for work, or to join family members or they just like our patter, who either just can't, or find it so ludicrously complex and tortuous that it's not worth the bother or they might find themselves woken at 6am by men in body armour and taken to a detention centre because some over worked civil servant or postie lost their birth certificate. And yet if you have millions in the bank you can always just pay to bypass all that. So it is broken. It is fucked. But they have made it so in some insane bid to put people off coming here. The very people we need to work in our care homes, our NHS, our hotels, bars, factories, offices, the list is literally fucking endless etc. The solution is for a well funded, efficient, transparent, streamlined process that results in applicants being processed in a timely and humane manner. Either applications for asylum should either be allowed from designated off shore sites like in France or Greece, or we allow safe routes for undocumented migrants to come here and apply and we need to have good relationships and agreed pratices with our partners to deport those that are unsuccessful. However for these unspeakable fucking b*****ds it is easier and I strongly suspect more fun just to make the process so unbearably cunty they hope people won't come. But they will. Because no matter how fucking horrible, and stupid and mean and backward and undeniably fucking intolerant and indifferent to human suffering much of these fucked up collection of islands is. It's probably better than being dead. Probably. And another thing. The pig ignorant c***s that mention staying in fancy hotels (ironic posts accepted) can absolutely f**k the f**k off too. Staying in a hotel for more than about a week is horrendous. One room. Maybe an en suite, limited facilities and f**k all amenities is shite. Its still inhumane and is totally unacceptable for more than a very limited period of time. These c***s would make your think they're out fucking sight seeing and not locked in a TravelLodge.

By so vehemently denying blocking the booking of hotels, fingers crossed the daft wee evil thing will be getting paid off again shortly.

Sunaks attempts to hold the party together coming unravelling.

He 100% pejured himself in the Levenson enquiry. And the b*****d newspaper editors agreed to keep John Whittingdales, the then DCMS secretary, whoring out of the papers in exchange for binning Levenson 2. Joke country.

It's the classic British tabloid "give us an elusive and maybe a wee flash of your knickers or we'll pay for private detectives to harass your family and dig up classmates who remember you shiting yourself in PE in 1987." The frothing hatred of Meghan from Piers and his ilk is directly attributable to her telling them to get fucked.

Every answer to every question at the lobby briefing should be followed up with "but is that true or will you say something different next week?" The fuckers are just ripping the credibility of government and therefore its ability to function to shreds. I wonder if anyone will explain to them why its important that the people running the country need to be believed. Also imagine the 6 months long hysterical screeching from the jockish press if Nicola tried to pull something like this.

It's a vain hope but the hotels thing might finish Braverman. In her first stint as Home Sec she refused to book more rooms to alleviate pressure when the diphtheria and MRSA outbreaks were confirmed. Runners up prize will be it getting pinned on Patel. Fucking scum bags the pair of them.

Punched the radio off this morning. Total cuntathon, "put them on a cruise liner in international waters" that will deal with it. Somehow in avalanche of cuntery I missed Robert fucking Jenrick being made immigration minister. Fucking f**k me.

I know there's a lot going on but, it's hard to imagine why an attack using improvised incendiary bombs isn't the lead story on the news or being treated as a terrorist incident. Oh i see the targets were those bad forrins stealing our NHS. f**k the UK.

I saw Mail on Sunday and "Phone hacking" and I assumed it was about this. Very much this. What Lord Bethell did below to avoid scrutiny over PPE contracts should be a criminal offence.

It is most assuredly both.

I'd vote tory if Suella Braverman tabled legislation specifically aimed at curtailing your contributions. Your only option would be to double down on this and glue yourself to some piece of national infrastructure. Or throw soup on a kelpie.

Mods please. Patter crime in progress.

That banner is an embarrassment. Almost as much as our set up at the back which it took 70 odd minutes to change. Deserved to lose and VAR took far too long and made what looked like the wrong decisons on at least a couple of occassions. Has the "it's not handball if you play it off yourself" been changed? A pen if so but not if not and and morelos's goal VAR looked at the pass from Sakala to fat Alf which was onside, in fact came off a defender but not the pass to Sakala which looked off, for some reason. Anyway other than those two complaints, no complaints. I thought the benefit of 3 at the back was you can easily switch to a 5. Might have been nice to respond to the goal by sitting in and protecting the lead for a bit? End of the day we gave them the freedom and ability to play the game they wanted to which is mental. Gorgeous JIm still got much to prove. The Duk is our best player, we'll struggle to hold on to him if he keeps this up. Ho-hum.

Kenny McIntyre is not just technically inferior to the great man he replaced but he is an utterly tedious chronically boring jobbie. The BBC have somehow selected not just the worst person in Scottish sports broadcasting to replace Richard Gordon on match days, but perhaps the worst mammal. This is still an utterly horrific appointment and it must be stopped.

No last weeks inevitability was VAR dropping your opponents to 10 men. 10 men you couldn't beat.

Nick Walsh standing in for Brother Beatson in the middle. So this game is going to last forever, as he stands in the middle shiting himself at the conundrum of making a correct VAR assisted decision which will result in an aggravated debagging at the lodge.

No match thread? Let's be fucking having you then. VAR to win, GVB to be mutually consented in the morning.

It's too many of course but they only need a sizable minority to gain absolute power. So all they need to do is split the rest and relentlessly push what amount to the primary colour emotional messages to trigger a loyalty response from about 25% of one of four nations. And the rest are just common or garden variety b*****ds.

Can I get an Amen? Preach.

Prime minister, in your opinion how many prime ministers can one government have before it should call a general election? One, two, three, four? Or will your inevitable successor not call one either?" "You forgot you were at a party at Downing Street and were fined, you forgot you had a green card, you forgot you didn't drive a Kia and you forgot how to buy a can of coke. What else have you forgotten and how forgetful can you be and still be a prime minister?" I should email these to Keith.

That was broadly his first question. A better one would have been. "When a minister breaches the ministerial code, should they resign and if so for how long?"

Starmer is pish. No surprises for Rishi to have to think on his feet about. Sunak could just stand there making fart noises.