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Do you not still get your c**t kicked in here for attacking a polis? This was years ago, but my wife-beating neighbour across the landing tried it when his missus locked him out of the flat and Plod came to take him away for kicking the door in. He decided it would be smart to take a drunken swing at the arresting officer and his face had a brief, sudden meeting with the close wall. I'm not a fan of authoritarianism, so it's a real shame that I never saw that happen

Presumably you're talking about the thumb holding the book open

Yeah, that occurred to me. What a bunch of fucking deviants. The Americans also have their weird thing for cheerleaders. Dressing up like children for sexy fun times lol

I have a vague memory of my mum claiming not to know what c**t meant - it came up when we were watching a film where the word was used. She had a weird thing of tutting every time someone would swear, which I think Pulp Fiction cured her of, as she sounded like a metronome. She also asked me what Zed was doing to Marcellus Wallace during the gimp scene...which was almost as uncomfortable for me as it presumably was for Marcellus. I discovered she was a bullshit artist when I was 13 and her favourite uncle decided he could stop treating me like a child - every second word was either f**k or c**t, god bless him.

Your opinion is dreadful, but I'm stealing this for my dating profile.

Ha. Britain's obsession with schoolgirls and how it's just a bit of saucy fun that grown men want to f**k them.

He'd just made a good save before Cove's first goal too. No doubt he'll be annoyed with himself for not kicking the ball away but, y'know, hindsight and all that. He's still young for a goalkeeper. No doubt he'll learn and improve.

Has Sandy always been a rabid conspiracy theorist about Scottish nationalism? I only noticed a few months back.

This is the Politics subforum - you'll all be back!

Thinking about starting a thread for wankers on the NSFW forum so I don't miss out on the latest news in this area. Obviously, everybody here will be invited

ChatGPT keeps asking if I'm a bot today. The fucking nerve. In case anyone's wondering why sites do this, considering how easy it would be for a bot to detect and click the box, apparently the test is how the mouse pointer is moved. Bots currently find it difficult to mimic how cack-handed and slow humans are.

Comments on that are hilarious - full of The Rangers morons pretending that their fans or clubs are in any way different

I doubt anyone predicted this would describe Andy Graham's Alloa It's great to see us looking so dangerous going forward; it doesn't happen often. If we can somehow get through the play-offs, I've no doubt that Andy will get the defence sorted out for next season, so it's a real shame that players like Bobby Wales won't be with us. Hopefully he gets a move to a good development club down south that will bring him on further and give Killie a decent payday.

That's mental. So many questions, considering this has been a known scam since I was a kid. Off to look for a video about how it works in the UK.

@Zen Archer (Raconteur) - another one for the spreadsheet.

Big lols if we can get a win on Star Wars Day

"Loose your deposit" is the kind of line I'd expect to hear in an adult Sense & Sensibility adaption.

It looked like the foot came off the gas a bit at 2-0, which always gives me The Fear. Seen so many games where we've seemed to concentrate on defending a lead around the hour mark and it hardly ever works out well. Thankfully they had a bit left in the tank! Is Bobby Wales the best young goalscorer at Alloa since Stevie May?

John Oliver did a good bit on timeshares, although I'd imagine the laws concerning them are a bit less horrific here than in the US.

Your poor companion likely still wonders if it was her or hairy naked Hanks that stoked your ardour.

It was cold out, and I always sit through the credits out of respect. The Tom Hanks film, or the naked Amanda Donohoe one? (hope you're ready to be judged if it was the former)

Never thought I'd be saying this, but there's actually too much wanking chat on this subforum these days.

He's a Stuionist - he jumps on whatever will get him the best chance of being abusive to as many people as possible while feeding his monumental ego. He's been like this since he was a teenager; there's a reason he had a mid-life switch to blogging about politics. Someone pointed out that this is literally the second hit on Google UK for 'politics forum', which is terrifying. Most of them are probably completely unaware that this is even a football forum before slamming their faces into the keyboard a few times. Presumably the one who disappeared so quickly is one of our frequent fliers, though. I'd guess the Falkirk bigot.

We're surely past the point where "crypto is a scam" is just a conspiracy theory, no?