Sonsrock

Even though I’ve seen all those clips dozens of times I still can’t stop laughing at them Best tv ever

I shaved my knapper for charity a couple of years back. Comes back to bite me from time to time ‘Shut it dimple/golf ball heid’ still getting fired at me

Bought a Sportage in September Had 4 CMax’s over the last few years and fancied a change, really happy with the Sportage

My son used to make KFC gravy, it’s a f**k no from me

Cousin’s folks had just moved into a new development, the road hadn’t yet been tarred and all the ironwork was still sticking up. Hit a drain, the bike stopped, I didn’t.

Went over the handlebars of my cousin’s Concussion C**t of a thing

Cans of cider and phone calls to say they’re on the train

They’re on the Aberdeen train just leaving Stirling, just sat in front of me. I forgot to lift my earphones this morning, FML

I’ll be driving along there at the back of ten tonight Thanks for the heads up

I travelled to a course in Darlington along that line earlier that morning Could’ve been me

Anniesland instructors and tests usually take you round the double mini roundabout at the back of Victoria Park

My mother in law, every night when I sit down for my dinner

I’m within 10 feet of 7 PnBers. Is this a cult meeting?

I can’t find the above mentioned Massacre on any media If anyone fancies listening to some choons to celebrate our win can I suggest my sons band, Misplaced on ichoons Thank you [emoji106]

Nice debut A friend of mine who hasn’t been to games for years turned up today, he’s bought a ticket for himself and his son Hopefully things aren’t all bad

White shorts

Brilliant tv, I had a funny feeling how it was going to end. Still didn’t stop a wee involuntary ‘ah shit’ when it came up.

Four! Stag’s Heid

Coming home from Anster this morning I was stuck behind some old fudnut in a Volvo floating between 45-55 on 60mph parts of the road. Just fast enough that no one could safely pass. There are a couple (maybe three) roundabouts passing Leven all marked with arrows pointing left, straight ahead and right turn, of course cunto is in the left lane going straight through them all. His best was saved for the roundabout at Kirkcaldy where you turn right up to the A92. Bawsack as per was in the left lane indicating right. Myself and another few cars passed him as we were in the correct lane Last I saw of him in my rear view mirror he was trying to cut across to the lane he was supposed to be in Is there an age you become an old duffer or have they always been there and the busier roads make their mistakes stand out more?

I need to book on this tour, worked in Central for a few years( see above post) I was on the maintenance team You’ll probably have the guys on the tv programme working on the clock, I used to do that(was working with the guy Stevie on 9/11 and used to work with Davie who’s on tv with him) I’ve been on the roof, under the platforms, reroped the old lifts that take you down under the station We had workshops down there, around 80 guys worked down there I’d like to see what’s changed down there

I served my time in the workshops under Central Station I used to be the confined space guy and would go down in the bosun’s chair to work on the pumps that are below the Arches It was best to do that first thing in the morning as the Indian restaurant that was under the Hielanman’s Umbrella at the time poured their leftovers down the drain in the afternoon I worked in the tunnels for months after the big flood Everything that washed into the tunnel ended up in the sumps for the pumps at the Central and Argyle Street and had to be cleared before getting caught in the pumps

I came very close to going to Hyde Park but had a family holiday in Florida the next month and couldn’t justify the cost F*ck you Mickey Mouse

I recommended him for sponsorship on the back of a friendly Fellow Sons of G60 I humbly apologise [emoji17]

I’m sure the ABC ticket is only about €3 more, you can also go to Potsdam with that. Well worth the trip

Sorted