Raidernation

Fists

Helper

Work

I doubt I ever got a present more than 20 quid!

O'Clock

Toilet

Madness

Not sure what to make of the Raiders draft so far..........D needed improving, but so does everything (maybe apart from kicker). I'm happy thet they don't seem to have picked a potential bust (so far). Also glad no QB, I have confidence in what's there without having to spunk money (that's not there) on an area that at present looks OK

Mat

Salary

Nut

I'll watch it whilst I eat my dinner! Wonder who the Raiders will pick at 3? Hopefully strengthen the D

Back

Tensile

Gout! It'a a total fucking c**t of a thing!

Remember "over here" fanny means erse!

A nice hot cup of tea

Honour

Why does Gareth Bale look like such a complete fanny?

Fair

Service

In agreement Count, this is definitely a season to build a core team before (hopefully) a better deal in teh 2014 draft and better use of cap space. I'll take 8-8 as a very succesful season! Interesting to see how Flynn plays and if he's long term and not another stop-gap.

Spy

Raiders schedule: 5-11 at best! @Colts Jags @Broncos Redskins Chargers @Chiefs Bye (Bye bye playoffs already! ) Steelers Eagles @Giants @Texans (3-7 at best by now?) Titans @Cowboys @Jets Chiefs @Chargers Broncos (Just f**k off!)

Why has my laptop started "playing" music/radio stations(some in foreign languages) and TV stations? Switched it on tonight, all of a sudden, before I open any programmes, I getthis noise AND IT WON'T GO AWAY! ETA: Any suggestions? Is it infected with bad aids? Do I need to put it out of my misery?