AMMjag

So what do people think will eventually spell the end for this generation's young Scottish superstar? Will it be the brutal, knee-high killer tackle from some Romanian no-mark on his Scotland debut, or the inevitably career-ending move tO Celtic? I'm praying we finally get a break and one of our bright talents finally goes on to fulfil his potential, minus any complications.

Seems like the type who'd fit in with how we try to play just now so I wouldn't be all that surprised if we went for him. I'd probably prefer that we signed an out and out winger to allow us to mix up play a bit, but Sproule would certainly be an upgrade on Christie Elliott and, the way things have been going this season, Stevie Lawless too.

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In terms of what? Unemployment? Homelessness? Number of foodbanks? Military death toll? Even the fact you've yet to decide between which one it is between '5' or '6' suggests you're very much scrambling for relevance here.

What do you mean by 'mortally wounded'?

I agree that will probably happen but I hope it doesn't just happen. It would really give an edge to Capaldi's Doctor if the idea of him being the 13th and final Doctor was left out there and dragged to the very end until his next regeneration.

The single-second shot of Capaldi's eyes - a bit gimmicky, but my favourite moment of the show. The Zygons were excellent as well, probably my favourite, and most scary monsters since The Silence. As long as Gallifrey still being alive and well isn't touched too much by physically bringing the Time Lords into general storylines, I think the special has worked tremendously. It changes the way the Doctor is looked at, and he loses a bit of the air of mystery that he always has, but the unravelling of that mystery really made the episode. Just watching the after-show on BBC3. One Direction:

Got one of my mates pished in town earlier to the extent that he revealed to the lads naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend. #topboi #wankbank

A couple of people on my facebook have shared this link and hitting out with the usual racist shite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020382/You-entering-Sharia-law-Britain-As-Islamic-extremists-declare-Sharia-law-zone-London-suburb-worrying-social-moral-implications.html My retaliatory status has produced a fair amount of slobbering seethe. Proud.

I like her tits.

Do Gibraltar start at the very bottom of the rankings?

I hope you meant that. If so, nice.

I have now become gullably hooked on litre bottles of Lucozade thanks to Asda selling them for £1 each. It's starting to become a bit of an addiction. What age did Brooks Mileson die again...?

Who's going to be first with the 'gay Leigh Griffiths' quip?

Ibrox, IMHO.

Someone who came up on my newsfeed by commenting on a status has a graduation picture set as their profile pic, and has called themselves 'Jenna Evans BA Hons'

Talking about shit episodes, my least favourite was the one a good few years ago where Peter Kay was involved as some kind of bin monster. Tennant never even featured in it at all, and this wasn't even compensated by it being a particularly clever episode.

I regret nothing. I was on dangerous grounds from the start considering she was a Fifer

My ex was obsessed with these bitstrip things. I adjusted my settings to hide posts from her because she was genuinely spamming my newsfeed. When she found out I did this she went off her nut and we ended a few days later. Bitstrips: so annoying they end relationships.

Since the dedicated thread seems to have disappeared on NSFW, 'I FUCKING HATE CUM' over on efukt is the most I've laughed out loud in ages. Check it out.

*insert filthy 'I'd like to operate on her' type quip'*

What a dickhead you are. Stop ruining the thread for everyone.

What even happened at the end of tonight's?

The 'riddle' already says that you've woken up, so eyes can only be the answer if the question was thought up by some kind of 'teen swag' type cretin.