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  1. Cerberus
    Unification being forced on the dinosaurs deniers would be funny.
  2. Cerberus
    Tbh people who play the lottery are general scum.
  3. Cerberus
    Special mention to our club captain Osman who has been utterly shite in these games. #itsnoteasy watching him play football
  4. Cerberus
    Just relegate us now and put us out our misery. Archie’s next job will be at Airdrie or Alloa or some pish like that.
  5. Cerberus
    That makes sense. Those lady hands aren’t made for chopping real wood.
  6. Cerberus
    By “chopping wood” do you mean masturbation?
  7. Cerberus
    Cynical people. It must be a horrible existence to want to look for that absolute worst in everything instead of looking for the positives and trying to enjoy it.
  8. Cerberus
    Question. Why do guys who lift have a red skin tone and face? I see it often. Is it burst blood vessels?
  9. Cerberus
    Less of this Indy talk from you North Brits or they'll wheel out Gordon Brown again to put you in your place.
  10. Cerberus
    I'm a normal person and have a job, and I don't live in the Appalachian mountains so that doesn't really apply to me either.
  11. Cerberus
    You can buy an AR15 from Asda?
  12. Cerberus
    Calling it. Feb 23 2018. No matter how completely and utterly shite Brexit is, Indyref2 won't happen.
  13. Cerberus
    Freudian Slip for the absolute state of our finishing here.
  14. Cerberus
    About time you smelly c**t.
  15. Cerberus
    The ladies don't call me Mr. Spectacular for nothing.
  16. Cerberus
    Junk food, booze and gambling is what Scottish people like. If the preference was fruit and outdoor activities then that’s what the sponsorship would be.
  17. Cerberus
    Wiping you arse with a wet wipe would be akin to drying yourself with a wet towel. The wet wipe would glide across your crack without picking anything up. You need something absorbent to fully sook up the wetness.
  18. Cerberus
    I was at training today with a lovely woman from work. She was pretty and fun to be around. Having a better half I was feeling bad at being attracted this woman. When I get home the burd is moaning my face off about everything and anything. I can see why affairs start.
  19. Cerberus
    There was a CNN townhall on this tonight. The kids did well. I can't tell if Loesch is a bonafide creep or she's just a actress kidding on that she believes this shit.
  20. Cerberus
    Patrick Harvie and the Green Party I bet. They seem the sort who would be offended by everything.
  21. Cerberus
    I bet she gobbed on it.
  22. Cerberus
    f**k them. The smelly c***s are rabid Brexiteers. I hope it ruins the lot of them and they regret voting for it every single day until they die.
  23. Cerberus
    Useful picture if there is ever a “What’s the most denim you’ve seen in the SPFL?” thread.
  24. Cerberus
    Of course it won't be a Mad Max style dystopia. No way will the UK ever get that much sun.
  25. Cerberus
    Finally someone gets it.
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