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  1. Cerberus
    Did you spend your pocket money already?
  2. Cerberus
    If I ever turn into a guy who wears a Bluetooth earpiece then you had permission to kill me.
  3. Cerberus
    Boris Johnson describes keeping free movement and access to the single market as a "great deal" for Northern Ireland. But it’s terrible idea for the rUK.
  4. Cerberus
    Well he'll fit right in next to the rest of them in the Scotland squad.
  5. Cerberus
    The iPhone only has 1 hole so I can’t both charge my phone and listen through my headphones.
  6. Cerberus
    Sturgeon must condemn.
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  8. Cerberus
    Lest she forget, where she parks it.
  9. Cerberus
    Only if you're a cheek fan. It's terrible for everyone else.
  10. Cerberus
    My nan could score in the Europa League.
  11. Cerberus
    He's living his best life can only be applied to an animal who has been freed after years of captivity. It should never be applied to a fat munter going on holiday to Butlins.
  12. Cerberus
    They need to get rid of Corbyn. It takes a lot to be more unpopular than Boris but he manages it.
  13. Cerberus
    Rumours that Putin is heavily into Batman and fancies himself as IRL Ra's al Ghul.
  14. Cerberus
    A lot of Scots looks like they gave the complexion of raging alcoholics. It doesn’t help that the weather is depressing as f**k and our national flower is moss.
  15. Cerberus
    Anyone who goes on a 120 mile bike ride “for fun” is OFTW.
  16. Cerberus
    Ok boomer
  17. Cerberus
    My neighbour’s school chum. I was only 11 or 12. She was a little bit older. I found out 7 or 8 years later that her dad was an alcoholic and she had a really hard childhood when I knew her. Older men used to come round to her house and shag her. A number of years ago she set her home on fire to try and kill herself.
  18. Cerberus
    The traditional way to drink Tennants is too sook it off a jakey's jumper.
  19. Cerberus
    Hi Anna, Send nudes.
  20. Cerberus
    France taking back control- https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50317442
  21. Cerberus
    Eenglish banter surely.
  22. Cerberus
    Mine is growing back.
  23. Cerberus
    Are you a bus driver?
  24. Cerberus
    Correct. Incorrect.
  25. Cerberus
    More Googling.
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