"Okay folks. The simulation is over. You asked me to resign and we needed to demonstrate what a disaster that would be. I would like to thank Rishi for coming up with the plan. I pretend to resign, we pretend to have a leadership contest and then who knows who wins. I have to say what a marvelous performance by Kwasi but without doubt the star of the show was Liz. We couldn't have done it with her. Excellent. Oh and getting the Queen to die on you was a masterstroke! Anyway, enough is enough. I think we made our point. Let's get back to business."