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I think he should do some of this in drag until the public get use to it not being the Queen anymore.

I suspect this will be the only one of the queens passing they have been trained for.

Maybe the exit signs are poorly marked.

I have been affected by her death. The football was cancelled, there is nothing on the TV apart from this crap and I have absolutely no interest in the RF.

BBC Question Time. First question from our audience please. "Is it time to abolish the Monarchy?"

Never really understood how that worked. That panel on his chest looks like about 200 mini medals or something. "Yeah, that one is when I rescued a spider and that one was for inventing a new colour of toothpaste". Why are there never any gaps?

I was chopping some onions when the news came on. I have no interest in the Monarchy but there I was with a tear in my eye. I have no idea why.

Laurie Lee (who wrote "Cider with Rosie") once went back to the village where he grew up and was asked by some tourists where Laurie Lee was buried.

I thought it was that horses are herbivores while cats and dogs are carnivores. What goes in determines what comes out and shit from meat eaters is harmful. I might be wrong.

In all fairness, they also get upset when long running fictional characters are killed off on their favourite shows.

True. The other thing is having a number of idiot prime ministers who make her look good by comparison.

Art Garfunkel, where are you when we need you?

Royalists = Glue Sniffers.

Imagine the interview. "Why do you think you are the best candidate for this?" "Well my mum did it for a very very very very very very very long time and I got to watch and I think I might be able to do it." "Great. Can you start on Monday?" "Can you make it sooner?" "Olay. We'll send up Boris and Liz to finish her off. Will that do?"

Will he be cleaning cars?

Actually it did stop. Bit of a glitch somewhere. But not to worry. We got it going again. Problem sorted.

I could point her in a police line-up. Maybe not now but you know what I mean.

It is a well known trope on crime dramas that when police discover that sort of obsessive behaviour, they know they have a serial killer on their hands.

He can also lay claim to any flotsam, jetsam or other shipwreck debris that washes up upon the shore. How delightful.

I wonder if she was resting at Balmoral under strict orders from the doctor not to get out of bed. Then she is informed of two visitors and is forced to get up and meet them in front of the cameras.

Imagine the poor judges. "Will the defendant rise. You have been found guilty on all charges and will now be duly sentenced to serve time in prison for a minimum of 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oops, I mean his majesty's pleasure, his majesty. Right. Start again. You have found guilty, blah, blah, blah and will do at least 48 years at her majesty's pleasure. Oh, I done it again. Right. Deep breath. One more time. You have been found guilty ..."

Prediction. Tomorrow's song will be a well known one by the Sex Pistols.

Nae. Chucky as king will be Child's Play. Oh dear. I will leave now.

The QE2 gets 6 inches to the gallon. Not sure why I mentioned that now.

No. You're wrong. It did get mentioned.