The_Kincardine

Well-written and sane letter from Alex. Thanks for posting

9 for Tue 8 for Wed

Always happy to entertain, young Rab...

No auditors want to touch the Nats with a barge pole but don't worry, says Humza. Interesting to see which of the DWTGs will take exception to this post and do their usual, "Aye but" dross.

What do my team and my domicile have to do with anything?

Dafty. You post so much about me that it gets worrying.

Took me 5 minutes. Obviously it would have taken you MUCH longer. Eh? The most influential politicians in daft wee NatLand - now that Nippy's gone - are Greer, Lorna, Wee Pat and Scary Chapman. It's criminal that these freaks have so much influence.

'Pan breed' isn't really rhyming slang. 'Proper' rhyming slang is such as 'have a butchers' or 'nice titfer'. or, 'like yer Barnet'.

Humza in, "Of course I had a burner phone" shock.

Anyone referencing small, dried fruit wrt a particular football club will be reported...

Great piece from our media team

This is just daft posting from you and I'm not sure why you're doing it. I gave 3 examples of Nat fuckwittery - I could have given many more - and your comfort blanket is some technicality. This is why the Nats got away with being utterly abject for so long.

Mea culpa Always a delight to see you miss the point. Again and again. I can see why The First Control Freak hogged the camera: Every Nat is a complete waste of fucking space.

That it was an initiative of the Green Freaks in a bizarre quid pro quo is entirely right. So of my three Nats spokes folk - Given, Brown and Gray - which do you most identify with? How happy are you that this is the vox populi of Natter Scotland?

Always love a pedant. I stand corrected. The Green tail wagging the Nat dog passed a bill...

And, if you go doon, I'd never laugh at your not so Rock solid performance...

Just catching up with ScotchNat Twitter and those who espouse the Nat cause and it is bloody This is ignoring the 'knowledge differential' between Flynn "I didn't know until Feb" and Bunter "I did a formal handover". First up is Kelly Given. Not sure who she is, really, but she was with Airmiles Angus in NYC last week. She's a bit neddy, rants about Tooooorrrries and thinks having your house raided by Plod Alba shows how transparent the Nats are: Next we have Keith Brown. Deputy Leader of the SNP who thinks it's commonplace that he didn't know the SNP had been dumped by its auditors. As if "I didn't know" is a credible excuse. Finally, back to GRR. The Nats passed a bill saying you can self-ID but immediately trashed the entire notion of self-ID when it came to Isla Bryson. The dafties still can't square the circle. Here's Neil Gray MSP getting himself in a mess:Y

^^^Garrison Keillor Loyal

For 3 or 4 weeks on the trot, I've been in the middle of the middle league - which is about my place. Since the demise of @NJ2I've no one to compete with/laugh at/be laughed at. So if any middle-ranking quizzer wants to manufacture a rivalry then let me know.

9 for Mon. The last Q made no impression on me.

On the sad day of Barry Humphries' death - the caricaturer's caricaturer - I love this tribute to him. So many cliches packed into so few sentences and the perfect depiction of a Sheep fan as to make the old man proud, possum. As Dame Edna almost said, "To support Aberdeen is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother".

No probs, Stella.

A comfortable 2-0 win for The Hers in a very dull game. Too many porn star martinis for the girls after Wed and poor selection from Malky I'd say. Good header from Hannah Davison for the opener: M'well were strong and organised at the back but they played with only one up front. Thus booting the old John Donne saw in the nadgers. "No man is an island"? But today Tiree Burchill was.

Good-looking trophy that will be improved with red, white and blue ribbons on it.

Thanks for that. In fact, I just saw a Tweet from one of the Rangers U18 maws saying that 4 of her daughter's team are out with ACL injuries. Shame for Williamson, too. She's improved even since the Euros and playing well for Arsenal.