RandomGuy.

Your username is a star wars reference

Maybe. It's infuriating, can be solid all match then randomly just step up too early, or thump a ball back to the keeper from absolutely nowhere

Tbf being a starter for a bottom half top flight team, top end championship team is probably Scobbies level. I like him as an option for us incase of injuries and that, but wouldn't be standing in his way if there's a chance for him getting regular starts. Would probably improve Dundee, but you'd have to get used to him making major errors in 80% of the matches he plays

Yup. Be interested to see what sort of percentage of players in that sort of agreement range (20-23), who've been reserves down there with minimal senior game, go on to have decent careers. I'd also be wary of loading the squad with them. Based on nothing id expect Maroney to be decent, as he seems to be a players who's made some form of impact down there in the youth league. The other winger guy stinks of someone who'll disappear next summer.

Motherwell manager saying they've signed a midfielder who's on holiday and returning next Tuesday. Scougall went on a week long break to Dubai on Monday...

Upon Googling Mahogany, theres newspaper reports of him in games, where he struggled against a physical opponent but put in plenty of effort, and that Rotherham made an approach for him in January, same report says Karanka had him in numerous first team squads.

Aye, him too.

Unofficial Twitter has us linked with Connor Maloney, a 22yo CM released from Middlesbrough. While the FM player in me is enjoying us signing youngsters from English sides, and I can see the logic in bringing younger players in to supplement the "ageing" squad, I'm not overly convinced it works in the real world.

A new low point for Lex's fanboyism, as he tries to justify signing Samson.

Worth noting Rangers likely haven't even paid £2m of this £5m yet, it'll all be in installments

I post shite solely to try and goad you into revealing the truth

Fairly sure we offered Scourie something and were confident he'd agree to it

Northern Ireland list him as a forward, so assume he's a winger?

Hope you've got a link for this

Dundee fans having a minter here, trying to withhold money from an employee is staggeringly classless

Yes. The Doctor almost got killed by it, but Bill, a bog standard person, survived twice as long because she has a memory of her mum. I assume she maybe survived due to her being "the link" and the Monks thinking they can't kill her as shes the only way the can keep control, so they purposely held back, but it would be nice if we actually got some form of explanation for it all instead of playing up to fansites who spend the next month making theories up.

Apparently approached Scougall and Maguire, but both have rejected us. An enquiry about O'Halloran on loan has also been rebuffed due to the wages involved. All rumours, before anyone starts, but I'm getting the feeling these "jewels" aren't coming.

I'm sure he made a comment about not needing strikers the day before we signed Gormley (theres an obvious joke there), and theres been similar instances in the past of him, to put it politely, slavering pish.

True. Last Summer, before you signed the likes of Barton, it was reported to be ~£7/8m. Just pluck a guess its now £9m, based on the likes of Krancjar still hanging about. Thats £2m to spend on fees, including agents fees. Can you see now, why people are suggesting its not financially viable to making multiple ~£1m moves for players? You made a loss last season, and by all accounts are dependent on ticket sales to keep going. Its suicide.

Enjoying the seethe you lot have created with this signing. A raft of middle aged men squealing on the Internet about the "shite Jock league" thats basically non-league football. Glorious.

Aye, but what was your wage bill last season

Most people are curious as to how £11m can cover these transfer fees and the wages. What was Rangers wage bill for last season?

Could you get someone of Christies quality for £450k?

Sky Sports are reporting its only a loan deal for Christie. A minter of a deal.

Hope his involvement doesnt harm your Betfred Cup ambitions.