RandomGuy.

For numerous reasons I'm not going to be posting on this site outwith the odd post on a match thread every so often (more good news for many I suppose), but I needed to post this

This is a stolen insult from my girlfriend, but I hope they both die in a fire before they can breed

Didn't realise it started as early as this, oh well. Looks like I've just missed the now standard Rams tactic of giving the opposition a multiple TD lead going into the final quarter. Wouldn't be overly surprised if this finished 24-21

I kind of presumed its just the usual "only adult female in the school so is instantly a sex goddess" type thing going on

Just me that thinks that teacher looks completely unattractive?

for whats its worth he never came out (har har) anyway

I hope so too. I also hope you go after them, we spent one half with everyone behind the ball (2-0 down, no shots on target), and one with two up front and going for goal (won 1-0, hit the post, dominated match, they resorted to time wasting and niggly fouls)

I'll try, seeing as its literally ten seconds from my flat, but I doubt I'll be successful. For what its worth I was meant to be out at 8

I can't be arsed going out, but its my sisters birthday night out. Ive also been invited to a mates flat that I'll probably end up too aswell. And I think my girlfriends cousin is coming out since hes over from Australia. I feel like shite and just want to be warm and watch Match of the Day

I generally tell the bar staff if someones in front of me. Although I done it once and the person I let get served in front of me started threatening me saying he "didnt need any fucking favours from wee c***s with too much money". I presume his wife had just left him for a younger chap with more money

I just watched my team dominate Celtic for 45 minutes, at Celtic park. Only denied a comeback from 2-0 down by a post aswell. SCENES

Yeah, that "grand" feeling wont last long. Give it two weeks until you realise shes a completely different person

Keitels best role was quite obviously in From Dusk til Dawn

I need to go out and buy my sister a birthday present as its her birthday tomorrow, I also have to go out and buy some food for myself or I'll starve. I really want to buy GTA though, and PES is also appealing simply because its PES. The worst part is that I'm incredibly comfy, and can't be arsed moving

If possible just avoid the living room until she wakes up, and say you were never in it once shes finds the stain, she'll then have to clean it and can't moan if its permanent and you can use it in future arguments. Advantage Mozzamozza

I like how close "fungus Shute" is to "fungus shite"

I can't afford this, and might not be able too for a while as I might be paying higher rent soon,, so reading this thread is killing me. But i cant help myself

Guy with the cup is clearly trying to copy the poster just beside him. Poser

Pretty much

Ends 31-24 Falcons. Was all them until half time, then it changed. A lot of positives despite the defeat, and the Bradford-Austin partnership looks to have potential. Wonder how we'd play if we didn't keep giving the opposition head starts though

Austin TD! 31-24 with two or so minutes remaining. COME ON Atlanta have the ball, so its up to the defence now. Have to find a way to stop Jones Then again it looks like we'll be subjected to running plays

Austin looks a great prospect while we're on that topic (vaguely), another important catch there. But then he picked up a strain or knock

Falcons TD. Be hard to come back from this now but you never know. Quite a disappointing one to give away really, he just went straight through the centre, too caught up trying to block the pass me thinks

Struggling to stop Jones just now, he's coming big whenever its looks like we've got them

Touchdown Rams again, 24 - 17 now. There is no boring games for a Rams fan