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  1. Cosmic Joe
    My hairdresser came away with a version of this in between asking about my holiday plans and nearly forgetting to trim my eyebrows last week
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Next. More Dad's Army
  3. Cosmic Joe
    As someone posted on Twitter, he's got a puss belonging to five different Harry Enfield characters
  4. Cosmic Joe
    Old episodes of Minder are showing on Channel 120. Ah f**k! It's a repeat from yesterday
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Tell me about it. My wife works in the Health and Social Care Sector, as do I. She could have easily been working from home but has been required to attend meetings despite online conference facilities being available.
  6. Cosmic Joe
    We might thank these wankers for accelerating a sensible announcement
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Sending in the army will see Rangers fans taking selfies providing the troops with sandwiches and cups of tea. This is the future
  8. Cosmic Joe
    Clark's in Dundee got carried away and had four different curry pies on the go recently. Moreland's in Denbeath is still the best though
  9. Cosmic Joe
    I agree with you there
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Something like that means a substantial number of us wouldn't identify as being British
  11. Cosmic Joe
    1. 39 2. 38 3. Tannadice 4. Penny Cars Stadium 5. Bayview Park 6. Ibrox
  12. Cosmic Joe
    If they end the season after week 27, which would be logical, with all clubs having played each other three times, Montrose would finish fifth.
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Why are you unable/ unwilling to discuss anything without adopting a sneering/ patronising tone?
  14. Cosmic Joe
    Being doing this religiously for weeks and was rewarded with a dose of the shits this morning
  15. Cosmic Joe
    Every Eric Morecambe needs an Ernie Wise
  16. Cosmic Joe
    End the season after week 27 then onto play-offs. East Fife, Falkirk, Airdrieonians and one from the Championship.
  17. Cosmic Joe
    Pretty sure Stenhousemuir also blew a substantial lead in 2005-06. Raith Rovers 1980-81, Stenhousemuir 2005-06. Now if only I could remember an occasion when Hertz absolutely Hertzed a league from a winning position we could get it right round these On the Terrace c***s
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Scotland is a massively under-populated country. It shouldn't be beyond the wit of us to gain access to a relatively desolate spot and get some fresh air and vitamin D. Is this an unpopular opinion? Should I duck for cover?
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Raith Rovers' capitulation in 1980-81 deserves a mention. With 10 games remaining they were second top of the First Division (second tier), two points behind eventual champions Hibernian with two games in hand, and 13 points ahead of Dundee, who would overcome that deficit to claim the second promotion place. Some going, considering it was two points for a win back then.
  20. Cosmic Joe
    Fixed
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Kerrygold butter?
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Went to Tesco with a fairly modest shopping list to see me through the following week. No pasta and bog roll as expected. No mince, oatcakes, lemons. No Kerrygold butter (boo). Lucky to get one of the last porridge oats and diluting juice. I'll survive, but I really feel for the vulnerable folk amongst us, and am pretty angry at the greed and stupidity of the arseholes that have left us in this situation.
  23. Cosmic Joe
    Would your employer be up for that?
  24. Cosmic Joe
    If the Queen croaks during this the royalists will be seething that they will be denied a Dianaesque public outpouring of grief
  25. Cosmic Joe
    "unchartered waters"
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