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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Alternatively end the season after the third quarter, when all the clubs have faced each other three times, voiding the 7th March results, then play the play-offs.
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    Wait until they announce the suspension of Coronation Street etc
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    Dr S. Holmes?
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    Enjoying my traditional post barber half and half at Mennie's. The last such visit for a while I fear...
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    North Korea playing an absolute blinder so far, it has to be said
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    Soda bread a 9/10 Lacking a dram of Jamiesons to accompany it
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    Soda bread. Buttermilk unsurprisingly one of the last things to submit to panic buying.
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    Folk who shout when making phone calls, particularly on mobiles
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    Just finished catching up on the last 20 pages of this thread. Started off feeling slightly panicked, then gradually more reassured. Then remembered I was going through the thread backwards.
  10. Cosmic Joe
    The old pretending to sneeze from the bairns behind the goal when the keeper takes a bye-kick might be making a comeback
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Possibly the most positive thing about this whole health crisis is we might learn how to deal more effectively with the next health crisis. "might"
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    "Announced tomorrow" Jesus wept...
  13. Cosmic Joe
    I love the anthems before games. England's is obviously fhe exception to the rule. An absolute minter. Northern Ireland's isn't much better. Ours needs modernised. Hermless by Michael Marra perhaps?
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    That was my proposal. It came third with a decent amount of votes. I think the club need to be applauded for putting the vote out to the fans, and hopefully we'll be rewarded with a record sale of replica shirts.
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    Sounds sensible. How many did you need?
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    f**k all wrong with singing your national anthem. Just refrain from making it anti another country.
  18. Cosmic Joe
    Is there anybody else that thinks the kit is okay? Or is everyone convinced that it's brilliant/ horrific?
  19. Cosmic Joe
    The reason why it's so stupid and dangerous to drive at excessive speed is because people make mistakes. The person driving slowly is not culpable, as frustrating as over-cautious drivers are. It could have been a cyclist or a tractor.
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    It's going to be the old retired fuckers that are going to survive this. Huddled over one bar on the electric heater in their flat. Living on tins of spaghetti hoops and soup.
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Pronouncing anything beginning with "w" as "f" continues to perplex me. Who started that nonsense?
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    It is. They hawk up and spit in the street. It's probably more sensible than keeping the germs in a reusable piece of cloth in your pocket when you stop and think about it. Signed Someone with a constantly dreepy nose
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    I miss Larry's dad. Did he die? I think he did. I can vaguely remember Larry describing himself as an orphan in one episode
  24. Cosmic Joe
    Beautiful stuff by the Accies. Could also send Hertz back downstairs as well. Double whammy
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    That's one thing that will spread. Fist pumping after the Our Father in Lochee from this Sunday it is...
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