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They do that in Singapore to kill mosquitoes. Although not on such a large scale.

I quite like those lyrics.

I told him to GTF. Time machine from a jakie. Pffft.

A 1-1 Draw with United at Dens October 87. Cobra Coyne and Iain Ferguson. I was 6.

FFS Feed your Mrs, she hasn't eaten and is away to chew cables!

I have went from beige to bright red over night. Respect to the Morten crew! #finallyImasomebody

Why would you wear that?

Either that or he is really tall.

Your feet are tiny!

This is where I am right now unfortunately. Never use to be last wee while but can only take so much ... I think that we have a stronger squad than we did under Kernaghan and I think as a club, we are in a better place. The major difference imo is that we get more views, talking points, highlighting of poor performances etc... thanks to platforms like P&B nowadays, whereas before we watched the 90 mins and then talked about it in the pub without any mass opinions being heard. It's just part of the shitty rollercoaster of being a Dee.

@Toby having a bit of a melt down here! 19 reds for me this morning? I am privileged! 19, that's MORe than TEN!

The locals call it Stoney, pronounced Ston-nay.

That's really great news mate.

If you can't see that this thread is light hearted, then you are more wound up than I thought. Is it because your manager looks like a potato and you feel close to them? A Potato; David Hopkin; Away and shag a deer, Rudolph Fucker.

Never even thought about Now TV. Just always thought it was an on demand thing. Will look into that too, thanks.

I use Morten as default now, not just for this 'must' of a thread. I'm not diverting any attention, the list is there for all to see. Oh and if you are going to call out @Dele, mind and highlight his name, nobody reads this tedious thread.

After I last years downfall of card sharing, the Kodi set up being as slow as Berra and not trusting IPTV, I am going to bite the bullet and pay for TV again. I currently get my phone & broadband through Sky but who offers the best deals/channels on TV? I want plenty Football (Scottish preferred), movies and kids. So Virgin, Sky or BT? Thank you.

I'm not set off by dots mate. I'm amused by the seethe generated by a imaginary potato and changing an 'o' to an 'e' in the word.... Morten.

Tenock Morten.

Oh my! The Morten Minters are really feeling the pain here...

Nope, these guys are not bothered by the Morten patter at all...