johnnydun

Why would you wear that?

Either that or he is really tall.

Your feet are tiny!

This is where I am right now unfortunately. Never use to be last wee while but can only take so much ... I think that we have a stronger squad than we did under Kernaghan and I think as a club, we are in a better place. The major difference imo is that we get more views, talking points, highlighting of poor performances etc... thanks to platforms like P&B nowadays, whereas before we watched the 90 mins and then talked about it in the pub without any mass opinions being heard. It's just part of the shitty rollercoaster of being a Dee.

@Toby having a bit of a melt down here! 19 reds for me this morning? I am privileged! 19, that's MORe than TEN!

The locals call it Stoney, pronounced Ston-nay.

That's really great news mate.

If you can't see that this thread is light hearted, then you are more wound up than I thought. Is it because your manager looks like a potato and you feel close to them? A Potato; David Hopkin; Away and shag a deer, Rudolph Fucker.

Never even thought about Now TV. Just always thought it was an on demand thing. Will look into that too, thanks.

I use Morten as default now, not just for this 'must' of a thread. I'm not diverting any attention, the list is there for all to see. Oh and if you are going to call out @Dele, mind and highlight his name, nobody reads this tedious thread.

After I last years downfall of card sharing, the Kodi set up being as slow as Berra and not trusting IPTV, I am going to bite the bullet and pay for TV again. I currently get my phone & broadband through Sky but who offers the best deals/channels on TV? I want plenty Football (Scottish preferred), movies and kids. So Virgin, Sky or BT? Thank you.

I'm not set off by dots mate. I'm amused by the seethe generated by a imaginary potato and changing an 'o' to an 'e' in the word.... Morten.

Tenock Morten.

Oh my! The Morten Minters are really feeling the pain here...

Nope, these guys are not bothered by the Morten patter at all...

@Toby really doesn't like the Morten patter. Which is why we should all keep it up.

Jobby v Shite as mentioned on the Hot Potato thread.

Oh that's fine then, nothing to see here.

Several hundred men, cheering a rapist to "he does what he wants"? I think so. It's vile.

Turns out that it's Arabs giving him a hero's welcome. Not surprised.

Was that their headline today?

It reads; ANS CHEER OOTIE APIST.

I read that as "when I was a wee lassie".

I think that's why we only got a draw yesterday. A source told me McPake went to WGS for advice at 2.55pm yesterday.... McPake; "Hey Goggsy, I have been really struggling lately, what can I do against Morten?" WGS; "Don't win James! The excellent Johnnydun on Pie and Bovril needs Partick Thistle to have the Hot Potato to tick them off the list, we can do that next week for him." McPake; "I know it's important but what about my job and reputation?" WGS; "You won't lose your job mate, big Nelmsy is too impressed with your perfectly trimmed facial hair to care about results and your reputation was fucked with the fans 15 games ago, doing this could get the fans onside. It's all about the greater good." McPake; "But but what if they don't read Pie and Bovril?" WGS; "Nonsense, everyone reads Pie and Bovril!" McPake; "But...." WGS; "The greater good James." McGhee; "Am I still playing up front today gaffer?" McPake; "Oh play where the f**k you want Jordan, I'm so confused! Gordon, what about the...." WGS; "The greater good James" McPake; "But...." WGS; "THE GREATER FUCKIN' GOOD JAMES!!!" Berra; "I'm looking for a Mr James McPake?" McPake; "Who the f**k are you? Are you my new winger?" This came from a reliable source that I wouldn't question.