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    A man and woman flirting with each other enter a lift. The lift doors close. Cut to the next floor, the lift doors open and they are snogging, or rearranging their clothes having had a fumble. What is it about metal fart boxes that drives these people wild?
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    10 for Tuesday
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    Here is us just hosing everyone..
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    Im playing on the PS5. No changing databases. Just ended up destroying the old firn. Great fun seeing us leading 1-0 @ half time and telling the team i am disappointed.
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    I am on FM 23. Seems piss easy. Heading to the 3rd Champions League title in 4 years, and have just done 9 in a row domestically.
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    They are always bumping their inbred gums about some pish or other.
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    Hold up. A 16 year old laddie with a 21 year old girlfriend? Fair fucks to the boy. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12917331/Luke-Littlers-girlfriend-posts-message-latest-victory.html
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    The adverts on P&B are mental. Today they have included second hand tractors, garages, replacement teeth and latex stockings.
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    About 2001 I went to a pal's house at about 11.55 to see in the bells. Her dad enthusiastically said "you can first foot us" and left me on the doorstep until just after midnight, then let me in.
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    Sorry for not being up to date, but what is a HIIT session?
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    I didn't even vote for this show!
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    Funniest comedy of them all.
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    Sir Ron Dennis now.
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    If this was Russia, they would both have accidentally fallen from 12th storey hotel windows by now.
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    For some reason that glass is making me feel dizzy.
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    If i won the Euromillions, my Dead Pool team would all meet with unexplained accidents courtesy of the best hitmen money could buy.
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    He ate a ready meal in season 1.
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    This would sum up my attempt at it.
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    Some Masters students come with family. Wives and kids. They pay huge amounts and keep universities afloat. But these rules have already started tanking the numbers. This will lead to job losses in higher education. All for an electioneering slogan.
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    8 for Monday
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    Change of plans. Why cut so much out of the film? A whole big bit of the climactic battle scene hacked out.
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    Found the channel 5 Action. That's my New Year's Day viewing sorted.
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    Used to be tremendous. In the 80s and early 90s, seeing in the bells then going first footing was great. I remember one year the neighbours all ended up at our house, loads of people listening to Jive Bunny on the record player and having a drink. I don't know why but in the mid 90s it all died out.
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    Happy New Year Joe.
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