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    The Boss.
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    When Scott was a wee boy he filled his nappy on a plane. Disgusting green shite all up his back. I took him to the bog to change him and it was near impossible. Like trying to do it ian a cupboard, except this cupboard had wet pish all over the walls and floor. It put me off aeroplane sex with Salma Hayek for life.
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    Sorry to hear this mate.
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    There was a Jerry Sadowitz VHS going round our school back in the day. I remember it being funny but cannot recall any of it now.
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    His early albums were class, before he went mainstream.
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    Not bad for someone wheelchair bound and needing an oxygen mask.
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    f**k it, I hope he wins just for more nuggets of wisdom like this.
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    Watching Band of Brothers again. Every time, I spot a British or Irish star I hadn't spotted before. Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Stephen Graham, Andrew Scott and loads more.
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    Snooker

    scottsdad replied to RedWeb's topic in All Other Sports

    Topsy turvy first match in the Masters. Lisowski out if the traps winning 4 straight. Brecel came back strong but looks like Lisowski will make it through. Both players making mistakes.
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    Proper, proper compo face action in the Mail. Again - the pettier the reason, the better the compo face. 'Absolute farce': Retired policeman is slapped with a £130 fine for helping police catch Sainsbury's shoplifter... while the thief gets off entirely scot-free!
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    Of course not. "Fucking" is two syllables.
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    Found a random bottle of homebrew at the back of the fridge. No clue what one it was or when I made it. Nice, though.
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    You joined 2 months before me but have 5000 more posts. I've been slacking.
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    You're forgetting someone
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    Nobody ever loved him as a comedian. Wondering why he is famous is me secret trick to longevity in the bedroom. Honestly, give it a go. You'll last for hours.
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    Where's the rest of it?
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    This was the days when BBC2 showed one episode a week of ST:TNG, up to the season 3 cliffhanger finale (Locutus of Borg/ "Mr Worf.....fire!" ). This, followed by the announcement "And Star Trek The Next Generation will return in September" Lying b*****ds. Sky bought the rights and it was 18 months before I saw part 2.
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    Rumbled.
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    Nish. Kumar. Fucking dreadful.
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    I remember watching Falkirk v Clyde on BSB in the early 90s.
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    I thought there were more rules and stuff.
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    Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. to resistance.
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    This week's Gold Rush is a 2 hour special. No reason for it, just a double episode. Pleasing.
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    Didn't he end up stealing from them and getting kicked out?
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