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scottsdad

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  1. I just go on there looking for compo faces
  2. He is a journalist. Trying to jazz up a compo face, IMO.
  3. Blaming the poor, innocent shrooms.
  4. In Maddiston a few weeks back, I saw a car with a clamp on it. The clamp had DVLA stamped on it. I didn't think this was allowed in Scotland.
  5. I was in a pub one night, years back, and did a big, snotty sneeze down the wife's jacket sleeve. She did not say "bless," but "you" did make an appearance.
  6. My £5k Porsche is Ulez compliant but Sadiq Khan's enforcers bombarded me with fines - here's how I fought back
  7. Certainly feels like a flying circus at times. We have a meeting about this f**k up next week.
  8. We live on the most potholed road in Britain and it still hasn't been fixed a year on - driving on it is like a fairground ride About a dozen compo faces here in the Mail.
  9. It's a reference to VT's post, I think, where he compares hash browns to "tattoo scones"
  10. "There is no such thing as bad publicity"
  11. That's what they have on the segregation wing.
  12. The good news is that Paula Vennells is handing back her CBE The bad news is it's in the post.
  13. In my teens I had one. In those days my GP dealt with it. Numbed my toe, got some fancy scissors and removed the right hand side of my toenail. Right in his office, in and out in a few minutes. Then, when my wife had one it was a whole hospital appointment to do the same thing.
  14. On Nepo Babies, I saw an advert on TV for a show - an actual documentary - called something like "Peltz Beckhams versus the wedding planners". One of David Beckham's kids apparently fell out with a wedding planner and the fucking Discovery channel made a show about it. Not even ITV8 or wherever these folk normally live. Stick to shows about sharks, ffs.
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