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scottsdad

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  1. @VincentGuerin vs all things Livi in the "If you could change one thing" thread.
  2. Last season has been filmed. Awaiting a release date...
  3. Me. Asymmetrical football is the future. Two left backs and two right wingers is what we need.
  4. My dog has been constipated for a week, This morning I let him out in the yard, and he took the biggest crap! Something was wrong though because It looked like it had some writing on it. So, I went into the house to get my glasses, because I can't read shit without my glasses.
  5. I work with playboy bunnies and porn stars, too. Just a wee bit too shy to ask their "work" names.
  6. Can you please post a compo face to accompany this? Cheers.
  7. There's a wee shithole near Falkirk called Whitecross where women head to the shop in the mornings wearing jackets, shoes and pyjamas.
  8. I reckon he lives in Gotham City
  9. I just assumed he was Dawson Park Boy back again.
  10. You and @tamthebam should give Cunk On Earth a try. It's on either the iPlayer or Netflix.
  11. Thanks to @Melanius Mullarkay for pointing us to the writings of Jim Spence. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/opinion/4603825/jim-spence-rishi-sunak-stephen-flynn-snp/
  12. My life is ruined by nightmare neighbour running a brothel from her home… I blame her for ending my relationship
  13. Ten years ago yesterday I joined the university.
  14. Visions of you keeping him awake by shouting his name at him.
  15. On the M9 this morning. In the overtaking lane doing 70, cars in the left hand lane all doing 60. Everybody is happy. A car then comes barreling up. Weaving between the lanes - undertaking, overtaking, etc. He undertook me doing about 85. You'll all be shocked to learn that it was a BMW.
  16. Furious locals watch in disbelief as council binmen throw their separated recycling into ONE bin - despite being threatened with action if they don't follow strict waste rules
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