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I don't believe you...you'll vote for them like always.

Labour still have around 3 times as many members as the Tories.

And have you broken it in yet?

I remember going to an Alloa v Falkirk game back in the 90s. Alloa fans were singing "Would you like to see some puppies" to the ball boys. In hindsight, it was weird.

I know what she is getting from me. It rhymes with buck call.

She has already told everyone she is having a boy. So really just a party with blue balloons.

Did you rinse the insurance company for a new ring at the time? I bought it when I was a fairly penniless PhD student, so doubt it is worth much. But if they ask it was platinum, with diamonds and rubies dripping off it.

I have been in a state of rage since Saturday morning and it isn't subsiding. My eldest step-daughter (aged 26) messaged the wife on Saturday morning. A nice light and breezy message, essentially saying that when she was a "bratty teenager" she took something from my wife. Now, a decade on, she was emptying a box in her loft and found it. So isn't it great that she is all mature now and owning up to it? The whole message was about how much she had grown up and how this is great. This mystery item? My wife's engagement ring. The one engraved with our names, that she was in bits about when she thought she had lost in ten years ago. I went round to collect it. She met me at the door and asked if we were going to her "gender reveal" party next weekend. She really hoped we would go as we could meet her boyfriend's parents. I just said "we'll see" and walked away. No chance I could have stayed and spoken to her. Even now I don't trust myself to speak to her without exploding.

6 for Monday

Cineworld preparing to file for bankruptcy after pandemic rout Uh-oh. 16 days....just last 16 more days...

Welcome Comrade!

Welcome Comrade!

Just the first two, I think. And a Top Gun/Top Gun Maverick double bill.

Must re-read The Alan Clark Diaries...

Cineworld in Falkirk, and you'd be welcome to come along. I'm taking Scott to both. They are also doing ET and Jaws in the next few weeks.

I was thinking the same. They will redefine it to 25% of income or something.

I cannot wait. It's on at the cinema on my birthday, so as far as the wife is concerned all is good and she doesn't need to bother with us going for a meal or anything. Which is true.

Absolutely. You will love it. In fact, video yourself eating it and share it with us so we can see the joy and happiness unfold.

Have you tried a toastie with banana in the centre? Molten lava is colder.

"Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs"

Toastie machine, two slices of bread a some beans for the innards. Bliss.

Did they find all the marbles you stuck up there?

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