He only gets to continue because he changed the rules that Florida governors have to resign the statehouse if they’re running for President. Greasy c**t.
You don’t think they’d just brass it out given his wee brother’s the spitting image of Jim Hewitt? (And also more than a passing resemblance to Kevin de Bruyne if anyone fancies starting a new conspiracy theory)
On the terraces I have a vivid memory of the old boy joining in with a chant of ‘Duffy, Duffy cut your hair’ at a St Mirren vs Dundee game despite him being able to pass for Bobby Charlton in certain lights at the time.
I did toy with the idea of phoning and asking if they’d do a boob on one side and an arse cheek on the other for $4k but that would’ve been defeated by nobody in Miami understanding Scottish accents. The wife can speak Spanish but she just told me to f**k off.
It’s totally normalized there. Miami TV you’ll get adverts for plastic surgeons on a Saturday morning between the cartoons. $4k for new tits and $3.5k for a new arse was the going rate IIRC.
Long-termism probably hasn’t been a thing since Attlee and Bevan founded the NHS. 24/7 news and the internet make me gloomy that anyone else will give it a bash in future.
I think in some places/circles it’s just ‘the thing to do’. White 50-somethings in Miami all look like a hamster who shoved nuts in his pouches, walked into a gale force headwind and stayed that way.