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carpetmonster

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  1. Sandy Hook families aren’t keen on Alex Jones’ offer of staged settlement payments and would much rather have him hawk all his stuff toot sweet https://news.bloomberglaw.com/bankruptcy-law/sandy-hook-families-vote-to-liquidate-alex-jones-bankrupt-estate
  2. I think everyone would see legs if they’re sat on a bench, not just Fiona
  3. I'm not going to ping him, just in case he'd rather not weigh in, but if you look at the depression thread there's a poster gone thru similar the last couple months mate, might be useful to have a squint at those posts.
  4. I’m not long back from the shop; I bought two cans of Inca Kola and some hot sauce
  5. Shame Moaty offed himself, he’s got the perfect complexion to be a memorable member of the Question Time audience.
  6. Aye, I saw the title and just thought ‘dead pool thread for this pish’. I’m still none really the wiser.
  7. Hope there isn’t a fondly remembered Aunt Penny in the family.
  8. Chalk one off your list by moving to America where Craig and Greg become the same thing.
  9. Eric and Jr fined $4m apiece as well. That’ll put a ding in the ching/tasty tasty crayons budgets.
  10. Insulated travel mugs. Daft women going apeshit about Stanley (as in the tools) brand pink ones
  11. I thought you were talking about ice hockey at first and then I worked out what it was because the ‘c’ was all lower case. Agreed tho, pile of shite.
  12. Dems pick up George Santos’ vacated seat https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4465973-tom-suozzi-democrats-mazi-pillip-george-santos-new-york/
  13. This. Even just standing outside a McDicks should get you their signal and they’re very rarely passworded off.
  14. He doesn’t think Covid exists so it must have been pretty silly for him to get a vaccine for it. Conviction for battering his girlfriend too; would file under ‘ignore’
  15. I’ve had a few Spoons because they’re cheap and they’re good. They take 50-60 miles to get my arse broken into them but maybe I’ve got a funny shaped arse. ETA - the most comfortable saddle I ever had was a women’s Specialized Body Geometry one that I bought for the Mrs and then nicked so maybe I do have a funny shaped arse.
  16. There’s yon Ice Spice wifie. She’s got a right big bum.
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