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IainMorton

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  1. He’s only been getting a game as all of our other strikers bar McHugh are injured. You can have him back if you want. We will even drop him off (the Erskine Bridge...) for you.
  2. Greenock Morton - the only Scottish team to win a game in 2019. Pleasing.
  3. I thought Jan Venegoor of Hesselink had retired?
  4. Having cancer is probably funnier TBH.
  5. I’m sure they could get 20 or so posters from P&B to put something together that is better than the shite we just watched.
  6. Thank f**k for that. See you next year, guys xx
  7. Caught the last 30 seconds of “w**k commander “. Shite isn’t the word for that
  8. The Paisley city of culture advert and the Craig Whyte commemorative pound coin were slightly amusing last year.
  9. Almost time guys. Let the pishness begin!!
  10. If anyone gets an email from me about tinned meat don’t open it, it’s spam.
  11. To help my dad quit smoking, I bought him a petrol infused cigarette for Christmas. His face lit up.
  12. Waking up in the middle of the night with stomach pains and then spending half an hour sitting on the toilet. PS whatever happened to the shitting stories thread?!
  13. What does that say about Morton, though? We’ve had many players in the last ten years or so who are good enough ability wise to play for Morton but their attitude is stinking. There is no ambition at the club. Nothing to drive players on to be even better IMO.
  14. At least your rivals are in the league below you. How’d you think we feel?!
  15. He was our best player last season by a mile. Two quid on him to score a hat trick on Saturday.
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