SweeperDee

Nope; it's a charade. I haven't been able to keep up with Dundee much at all this season; combined with work commitments and study, I have very little time for much else at all.

In all seriousness though, when was the last time we had a player of the month in the SPL? And also when was the last time we had an absolute hunk in our team?

What a dreamboat

f**k that. Give me an Adidas strip.

Navy all the way. Or burgundy.

Don't project your ghastly predilections onto me.

Nut. Been playing football for about 3 days solid; utterly shagged. Away to jump in my pyjamas and watch some films in bed. Got work at 10 tomorrow morning also.

Cause pink is a colour only females can wear. Naht. Nice pair of pink trainers can compliment many summer outfits.

I'd reckon Godzilla has been entirely unfazed by McGowan's choice vocabulary; he won't have a clue what he's on about.

This post made me burst out laughing. No idea why.

Pretty sure they cut Krokodil with battery acid.

It's not that bad looking back on it. Heffernan is a 6-month loan deal, and at least provides an alternative to Clarkson and adds depth to the squad. McGinn on a permanent deal is brilliant; once he gets up to speed he'll be important to the squad I reckon. Obviously we had to offload Roberts, he's just too much of a disruption, and we need unity in the squad at this moment in time to solidify our place in the top league. Our best business happened a bit before the deadline; tying down Stewart on a longer deal. Overall, I'm content. How often as a Dundee fan can you really say that?

Youth player from Wolves. Can't tell exactly what age he is though.

Grim.

Saw you mention this in the Alloa thread; I absolutely hope so. Pretty sure he could be what's needed to consolidate our - at times - worrying defence!

Philip Roberts has joined Alloa on loan also.

Dylan Carreiro has rejoined Arbroath on loan. That's bizarre.

Your lot also said Harkins and McGowan can't play in the same team, I think St Mirren fans should refrain from telling other teams where they can play their own players.

It's from a very convoluted grape vine of texts, hear-say and probable utter tripe, but I hold onto the hope that it may just be true.

I've also heard we are after Higdon; which would infinitely be a better signing. Knowing our luck however, we will end up with the past it haddie.

That's a fucking ridiculous signing. Very jealous.

Hope it isn't true, he's fucking rank.

We're about to sign Paul Heffernan from Hibs, apparently. According to the unofficial facebook page.

Interesting.

I see what you mean, some people think that these tests are just self-fulfilling. However if you got other people to answer questions about you, you'd possibly have wildly different traits associated with you, because everyone external doesn't know you as well as you know yourself, especially when it comes to the deepest realms of your mind. Don't think even my best friends would know how I would answer some of the questions on that!