milton75

Is this something that frequently worries you?

There's plenty in cinemas that expose the worst in humanity. Whoever first came up with the idea of selling popcorn, one of the noisiest foods, is a dick. Also, rather than have all these adverts asking people to switch off their phones, just make it a rule that if you keep talking to your pals or you take a call you are removed immediately. 1 strike and out would sort it out. They have the attitude to the age ratings all wrong. It shouldn't be about exposing youngsters to sex, violence, etc. It should be a guide on how old you need to be to understand what is happening and absorb it quietly. I sat behind a couple a few years ago who spend the entirety of a film asking each other what was going on. To the extent that they kept missing things and asking again. If a film is a U / PG / 12 /15 / 18 and you're too much of a moron to understand what happens in it you should only be allowed to go and see films of the next rating down, and so on until you're basically not allowed in. ETA: film in question wasn't even some arthouse affair, it was a Marvel Superhero flick.

On a similar note, I very much imagine this has come up in this thread before, but people who were a football top to go on holiday are absolute imbeciles. EDIT: or to go to social events, a court appearance, etc.

I assumed you were joking so Streetviewed it.

Yes, including them all (this mainly might just be because I don't like milk).

People who put milk and other assorted shite in their coffee are essentially weans who don't want a adult drink.

To be honest, you shouldn't be listening to Radio 2. That would fix that particular issue immediately.

What is it about Tavernier you like, exactly? I know next to nothing about him, so apologies in advance if he's some sort of charity maestro, but the very first thing I've seen of him that's not been in a footballing context is a photo of him with a mutilated dog.

WTF???? That's completely rank. Seriously, only a totally irredeemable c-nt would do that.

Lots of those characteristics are nice, e.g. I love the way Alsatians look. I wouldn't get one though; I don't want a dog that in all likelihood I'll have to put down aged 10 because it's back hips are fucked due to warped genetic meddling. And it's not just the bit where it dies - the months/years before where arthritis kicks in is just unnecessarily cruel.

I have no idea if this is a popular or unpopular opinion, but it seems like the right time for it. Owning a pedigree dog is a venal and often cruel practice. It enables weirdos on puppy farms, and most of the time it's merely to satisfy the trite and vain proclivities of the owner. If the dog is there to fulfill a specific function that its breed is best designed for then it at least serves a purpose; sheepdog, police sniffer dog, etc. If, on the other hand, it's just that a "dog lover" wanted a pure-breed Alsatian or English Bulldog, in the full knowledge that they would be very likely to have significant (and often ultimately fatal, courtesy of a vet's needle) health issues, then it's gross and really speaks ill of us as a species.

I quite enjoyed it - was quite liking the Doctor Who vibes tbh Also, I think the Doctor had a few run-ins with the TVA back in the old Marvel Comics days.

Fixed it.

Did you not wonder why I felt the need to put it in italics? Mon now.

In many ways I wish I hadn't read the posts in here, but truthfully I'm glad I did. Best wishes to all brave enough to share these stories.

Why wasn't you're first question, "who the f**k is Greg"? *Italics added just in case

On a similar note to the Highlanders above, I was very fond of the Bacon & Bean flavour Postman Pat crisps. They tasted similar to Spicy Bikers.

Loved these to an alarming degree. Also, the Highlander Prawn Cocktail crisps were coated in so much paprika that you got a pleasant tingle in your mouth for about 30 mins. Think already mentioned that you still get them. They're not quite the same; now made by Golden Wonder, but close enough. Similar situation to their Powerful Prawns, which have replaced Petrified Prawns in the shops. The smaller a Wagon Wheel is the better it is. Ghastly things. Also utter filth. Hell in a can.

Absolutely loved both of these. The expansion packs for Atmosfear were good too, but not as good as the original. All that "Little Magggggot" and "Which of you is the old one? Come here, old one... the others pity you" chat was excellent.

Glad Crossbows and Catapults got a mention!

Physician, heal thyself.

"With our budget we should be sitting top of the Premier League" The voice of the Hearts Foundation. and

Exactly what I was about to say. Wild delusion.

So shocking and sad to hear the obvious lack of compassion, if not outright hostility, in Craig Levein's voice when discussing Hearts; a club he has given so much to. One can only assume that the abominable conduct of the mainly entitled and unrealistic fanbase, and their appalling behaviour towards this servant of the club, is to blame. I don't think it would be over-stating things to say that Hearts fans are all that is wrong with this world; all that is soulless, ghoulish and demanding. All that is facile, trite and superficial. All that is evil and irredeemable. EDIT: And wanky.

With the greatest respect, it just feels as though Dundee United aren't really a Premiership team. They're a bit lower league. It's the same with Hearts. The Premiership should be about consistent big-city teams like Motherwell and Kilmarnock.