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Masks...

Who could have thought it?

By the way, why is the universal masking we see in China not preventing the disaster that is unfolding? The same reason why it's doing absolutely nothing elsewhere in Asia with such 'high masking standards'? Thankfully, vaccines are keeping a lid on deaths in places with high rates of immunisation, but The Psycho Brigade still prefer to push masks than vaccines. Another crushing L for The Science™.

Been in three of the last four finals, bud. Unfortunately, unlike the Fermers, we've had to play the Old Firm on every occasion. If anyone is gonna do it again anytime soon, it will likely be the side that is comfortably the third best in the country: the Hertz.

Outside the Old Firm, on average the standard is probably a mix of the bottom half of the Championship and the top half of League 1.

^^^ idiot found We all know about the Scottish Government's discriminatory record with border shagging when it comes to covid, so if it indeed comes to pass that Chinese nationals have barriers put up for getting into Scotland that non-Chinese nationals won't have, would you like to explain the difference? Remember: 'they might have covid/be carrying the doomsday variant' are not valid responses. I can explain why this is the case if you're subsequently struggling with this: the virus is endemic worldwide, new variants could appear at random in any place on Earth, including Scotland, and even if this were the case, such a variant would inevitably be seeded into Scotland by nationals without barriers put up to their entry. Of course, let's just hope the Scottish Government wouldn't do such a thing at this juncture...

Ready to sweep the Scottish Government's xenophobic and racist policies back under the carpet should they again come to pass?

Will he want to take the risk again, though? He'll be well paid at Hertz, have regular European football, and might feel he can build something here and inspire us to another cup win. It's already been too long in that regard.

Aberdeen in the mud!

Hibs playing against 11 men the night?

The Killie at Tynecastle and Fermers at McDiarmid hoodoo torpedoed in a week-and-a-half. The stroll to third and more group stage European fitba gathers pace. Pleasing.

Remember when the border shaggers realised the knots they had tied themselves in as millions of Ukrainian women and children were forced to seek refuge outside of their home country?

Looks like wee Nicola will be leading the way with the anti-Chinese racism. If you still cannot see why this is a racist policy after the past three years, please seek help.

Actually...

He'll have been reading the ouput of that Anthony J Leonardi nutter who thinks covid rapes your t-cells and is essentially airborne AIDS. It's so pleasing how these vile grifters, who wanted civilisation permanently altered into some biosecurity dystopia, failed so spectacularly. Life fully back to normal for ages now and it has never felt better. These clowns were claiming China knew something that the West was keeping secret until err, China decided to chuck it because that was simply the most palatable outcome which would help preserve a communist dictatorship. What a huge surprise!

Deepti and the Diet SAGE cult were interacting with him and liking some of his tweets in the past. Tells you everything you need to know about that utter gang.

It's horseshoe theory in action.

While largely true, people do carry influenza asymptomatically, or only suffer mild symptoms - similar to Covid. He could actually be top of the unhinged Covidian tree.

China now just no geeing a f**k.

Err, if I was nursing cold-like symptoms I absolutely would, yes. I wouldn't be going about coughing and sneezing in people's faces. If I was genuinely ill and bedridden I wouldn't be going out in the first place, would I? We already know from Hong Kong just how much of a disaster it will be. If anything, China will be even worse.

I see NHS bosses are telling us to stay away from elderly relatives again if we have the sniffles. That won't make them even more lonely at this time of year, when their days and Christmases could well be numbered. Who needs an holistic, rational approach anyway? Public health making huge strides in trying to rebuild both trust and their reputation, clearly!

Old man Danger absolutely livid! Nothing new, then!

Was he banned? If so, why?

Folk like him will be secretly delighted with what has happened in China. Keep that grift going!

There's a middle ground between doing nothing and lockdowns!!111