Elixir

Hope Boris gets back in. It would be tremendous for so many reasons.

Surely out on her ear by close of business tomorrow - at the latest.

I can't get enough of this shitshow catastrofuck drama, tbqh. Imagine thinking Scotland couldn't do it alone without this rabble.

Hahahahahaha

These clowns will be setting records in every single cabinet office position. Seeing them eat themselves like this is absolutely sensational.

Real wages falling, interest rates and rents increasing, food and energy prices rising - this has never happened before! Mass air travel is literally starting to boom again, and there won't be blackouts this winter because European storage is pretty much full.

Probably because Diet SAGE don't believe there is such a thing as the human immune system! In the mud - again!

Larys Strong, btw.

I have fucking loved it and am also now baw deep in Fire and Blood.

That award usually goes to Hibs when you're getting pumped rotten at Hampden.

That's a lot of disrespect for a side that had third spot wrapped up last week!

At least Hertz got gubbed by Fiorentina, lads!

Hibs must have been playing against 11 men the night.

That Rachel Clarke grifter being ridiculed on Twitter for gallivanting in Ukraine as if she's holidaying in a warzone. Also, the Greens are in the coalition government in Germany. That's €6 billion worth of masks... and environmental waste.

wOrLd WaR sHrEeEeEe!!!11

Another win for public health!

The fantasy island parallel universe these supposedly intelligent experts live in must be quite something. Aye nae bother, we'll all just set fire to what's left of society after the past two-and-a-half years while the cost of living crisis, energy crisis, and war in Europe (with nuclear sabre-rattling/blackmail) continues. All for what is now a glorified cold that nearly every c**t has since been exposed to anyway. They need checked for mental illness/criminal intentions/substance abuse, IMO. Thankfully, there is absolutely zero chance of anything happening ever again. The ratio on this is a belter: Big RIP.

Not ideal, but we should still be qualifying. Need to take care of our games at Hampden. Having Georgia and Cyprus rather than fodder hopefully makes it more likely that Norway will slip-up against them, rather than it simply coming down to head-to-head. Of course, we need to not slip-up. Potentially tricky one for England. Hopefully Turkiye turn up and pump Wales. Croatia should do the business like they usually do. You could argue any of four teams could finish second in Northern Ireland's group. Republic of Ireland have nae chance. Unlucky.

A couple of astonishing articles.

Hopefully doesn't take the Ruskies too long to get over it.