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8 for Wednesday

Do you think women can't piss against a wall?

Is there a spelling prejudice thread?

'We have bigger ambitions as a club' - Jim Goodwin shows Premier class by keeping St Mirren in top flight Ambitious Waterford native is loving life in Scotland after avoiding return to the ‘rat race’ 2 ‘I have ambitions as a manager being Irish shouldn’t hold me back from that,’ says Jim Goodwin who has kept St Mirren up in the Scottish Premiership after Monday’s decision to bring an end to the season. Photo: Getty Aidan Fitzmaurice May 20 2020 02:30 AM He went toe to toe with Scotland's best and came away with his head held high, the mission of keeping his club in the top flight accomplished. But while Jim Goodwin, the Irish manager of St Mirren, welcomes the certainty brought by the decision to end the Scottish top flight season while the English equivalent attempts to resume, he knows that the financial black hole created by the Covid-19 pandemic will pose huge challenges. Monday's decision to end the Scottish season led to celebrations in the green half of Glasgow, as Celtic were crowned champions, and tears in the maroon side of Edinburgh due to relegation for Hearts. St Mirren also had cause to smile as closing the curtains on the season ensured that their top-flight status was safe, a major achievement for Waterford native Goodwin in his first season at the club.

There what is?

Naw, this is tragic

Jon Obika at breakfast this morning.

H*nbos consoling themselves with a memory from 8 years ago, here's one from little over 8 weeks ago...

Yeah, exactly what we need, another virus thread.

Much as I don't like to quote myself, not one single guess?

Some Italian disco...you'll all recognise the tune

Well if you like singing in Spanish here's Jose Feliciano with "Feliz Navidad".

When I did my Inter-Rail round Europe in 1983 this was fucking everywhere.

This week's update bit.ly/2ZiwmfG

10 for Tuesday, knew 9, guessed the Kim.

Looks like the other end.

VID-20200518-WA0001.mp4

9 for Monday

Won fuckall as a player either. Or as manager of Cowdenbeath, Raith, DU or Leicester. ETA...unless runner-up medals count.

Auntie, baws, Uncle etc...

That same bell end has already had a taste of karma with this, let's hope he gets another big slice.

Arbroath, Ayr and Dumfries are all cracking away days. Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy and Greenock...not so much.