Shawfield Stallion

If you meet a Lithuanian don't tell me the first topic of conversation is anything other than Vladimir Romanov. Wait till I throw Mikolaunas and Jankauskas into the mix, that'll really rev her engine

Oh aye I think it also had horns. Cheers brothers

Does anyone have a photo, or any knowledge, of Vladimir Romanov wearing a weird Lithuanian animal skull head dress? I'm sure I saw a photo once Any photos and/or information about this animal is needed urgently. I'm trying to get my hole you see

Still dangling from the hook that was cast weeks ago Welcome back to your natural level Not that you're raging or that

Was Pat Clarke shite then? Against Clyde at Broadwood he played in centre mid which I thought was very strange - has he been dumped in there all season, or had he been given a fair crack as a striker as well?

Oh my god, please let this be true

Any interesting win ratio stats, lads?

The thing is, the SFA/SPL can fine him all they want. But these soundbites will have the ever-suggestible Orcs eating out of his hand, which is far more valuable to him than a few fines are to the governing bodies

Has this been brought to the forum's attention yet? Scottish Football Monitor I've just been made aware of it by a mate, seemingly it's the must-read continuation of the Rangers Tax Case blog

FFS grandad, get with it! No8. is right, every click on their website is recorded. The more hits they get, the more advertising revenue they receive. That's why it fries my nut when people post a link to a story in the Record...just C&P the actual article on here and stop dozens of others from clicking on said link! Amateurs

You forgot to say you read it at work/glanced at it in the shop, but didn't buy it. You didn't actually buy it, right?

The Clyde fan? That's a name I haven't heard in ages! Nah, it wasn't him (I hope)

He got a bit..Huñ-nish...when the conversation turned to rangers, but he was an otherwise normal, coherent guy, which is why I was concerned that there might be a sliver of truth in it. I suspect it's still a load of pish, mind.

I was speaking to a guy in the pub last night who was telling me that The Rangers are about to float on the stock market and will generate at least £20m due to the assets of the company, and every time they sign a player like Sh els their value rises. I know pretty much nothing about the stock exchange, but surely to f**k that can't be true? He also said that HMRC absolutely cannot punish the Newco and that they're on target to sell 30,000 season tickets

They've been very pleasing, and this one's no less scathing. Basically, the thundercunts at the SFA and SPL will now try and shoe-horn in an SPL2 before the start of the season and invite Rangers to join. Encouragingly, the 10 member clubs in the First Division seem to have pledged not to f**k over the rest of us by accepting the proposals. Looks like there's still plenty to emerge from this shambles

Clyde's much anticipated post-vote statement is now up folks.

Another statement from Clyde re: voting intentions this morning http://www.clydefc.co.uk/statement2.html

Tomo wasn't shy in taking Hugh Keevins to task about the myths and untruths he was peddling when he was invited on Clyde 1. Hopefully more of the same tonight with that thundercunt Gordon Smith

Wouldn't surprise me if it was Clyde - we've already said that the complete lack of any info regarding Sevco makes it difficult to take the 'leap of faith' and allow them in the SFL. We'll soon find out!

I'm not really sure what we have to do with anything, but I believe that a strongly worded 'NO' statement is due to appear on our website fairly soon

Oh FFS, not this again. It's been done to death and shot down time and time again on this thread, you monumental arse

That doesn't explain why he's set up two entities - one for the transfer of player registrations, and a separate one for holding Ibrox, Murray Park and the car park

Wouldn't surprise me, the oaf was done for drink driving not too long ago. Shouts about John Brown spearheading a new bid for the group has had me in stitches - this just keeps getting better and better! I know it's been posted before, but I highly recommend listening to the useless bumbling c**t's foul-mouthed audio interview after our defeat to East Fife. He was (eventually) sacked shortly afterwards. It's about halfway in for the impatient amongst you Ahm the manager arra fuckin' club. Stick that on yer fuckin' website