Shawfield Stallion

Put a pair of her knickers over your head, line the gusset up with your nose, and inhale

Don't you hate it when your dad masturbates into a tea towel and then hands it to you and you put it on your face and it's all warm and sticky, and you're all like "grrrr dad"

I avoided Arnold Clark like the plague when buying my car a few weeks ago for exactly the reasons given above. They have an absolutely awful reputation and I've read far more horror stories that just the ones in this thread

Since our relegation I've been popping in to the Third Division forum to test the water for next season. My only gripe so far is that it's right next to the damn Celtic v Rangers forum, so on more than one occasion now I've clicked the wrong link and been subjected to some of that zoomer AlCapone's daily mongfests

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I've had to shave off my Hitler 'tache because it was getting too obvious

I got a good pair of JVC ones for a tenner at Tesco, and I think Argos do them as well for around the same price My link

For anyone who has an iPhone, RunKeeper is a great app to have. It records your average pace, distance covered and calories burnt as well as showing a map of your route. It's like Nike+, only better and for free

You know I'm not talking about you Scott. I spend all week looking forward to hearing what you and BWB got up to

Clyde pre match threads Basically 4 or 5 pages of the weans telling us where they're going to get steemin

I read this recently as well. Brilliant book, although the sheer madness of Fear and Loathing just pips it for me

Thanks, it's a relief that at least I'm not the only one. I was starting to doubt my fantastic ability to click a button correctly

I'm changing courses to do Radiography at Caley next year, and cannae wait. Only thing is, I've accepted through UCAS but still haven't recieved any letters or anything

Willie McLachlan of Clyde fame does it for me. I've seen him referred to on here and in real life as McLaughlan, McLauchlan and McClachan amongst others

Like everyone else, I'm sure Div was just fed up with Kilt greeting on the update bit every 5 minutes. 300 to go...295 to go....288 to go

Kilt is on +48 Did he fool Div into feeling sorry for him with his 'I don't even care' reverse psychology trick?

Wasn't St Miranda supposed to be a lecturer at the LSE? Quite a turn up for the books that Supras is studying Economics

I think I'll give your recommendations a miss, if it's all the same to you

Every time I log in, monkeyblair is always first in the 'Top Posters' section with about 100 posts every 24 hours. Today he's posted 126 times - over 5 posts per hour, every hour. What else does he do all day? It's probably a Republican march, since it's St Paddy's Day tomorrow

Ouch

I'm just about to start reading The Rum Diary by Hunter S, but I'm quite reluctant to do so as I've just finished reading Fear and Loathing and can't see how it'll be any better than that

Half man half sponge is at it again. FFS, he washed it on Saturday and it hasn't been out the drive since Tosser!

Why does anyone drink tea? Tastes like wood On my 4th wife beater before immersing myself in the classy Cumbernauld nightlife

It's been pelting it down in Cumbernauld for a good 8 hours now, with no sign of stopping Looks like another blank weekend for the Bully Wee, thank f**k. I don't know whether to praise the lord or curse him for prolonging the suffering