Rudolph Hucker

Gus MacPherson. What a man.

I only caught a few minutes of Sportscene last night, but I see he was one of the two talking heids. Don't know if anything was said to him onscreen about Friday, I doubt it,, but I bet Micky Stewart took the, err, mickey off camera - and I bet Foster just took it like a lamb.

“Haud me back!! Naw, really - PLEASE haud me back!!” Wot a tosser………. And wot a way to end what should be the last game of your career…….. Back to ironing Amy’s scants!!

I doubt you’ve progressed since about Primary #4, to be honest.

because it’s Pie & Bovril. NEXT…….

Dear God…….. and this guy claims to support my team…….

Not at all. The tumescence when Arbroath scored and perpetuated the shan fairytale was obvious. The sound of petted lips catching tears was clearly heard when we scored. Twice. That confirms it. You ARE kidding.

On tonight’s commentary team’s performance you have got to be kidding, right?

Ah well, means I can hope for a Morton win next Friday with a clear conscience.......

Naw, it needs the Rovers to do the decent thing and beat Killie. Then a Morton draw with Arbroath for them to win the title on goal difference.

Pub?

Of course they were. We’re all indifferent to the vast majority of other teams *, except when our own lot play them. * obviously there are a few teams who are universally recognised as a shower o’ right barstewards.

Fair enough, can't fault you for that.

I'll let you into a wee secret - I think he knows that. Irony isn't your strongest point, is it?

I knew a guy who drank varnish. It killed him, obviously - but it was a lovely finish.

no help needed here. And you’re still wrong.

Can’t be as bad as the fanny we had at Cappielow last night…….

really?? Not at all; if you read the thread we’re all actually pretty pissed off about not getting the three points that we deserved. ……and as for the incident itself: again, read the thread, listen again to the commentators, read the papers. Very very few folk claiming now that it was a clearcut pen, whether Morton fans, Killie fans or neutrals. Like it or not, you two numpties are very much in the minority on this. Maybe you should go join the queue at SpecSavers……. behind that other numpty of a referee. Just be thankful you managed to hold on for a point, and wind your necks in.

Doubt it. One of those will be McInness’s next step up the ladder.

Not biased at al there re the pen,, eh, Derek……. . And what the hell colour is he now, Trump Orange?

He’s certainly always ridiculously reluctant to say anything positive about Morton.

Great to watch Imrie on the touch line, it’s like watching the Tasmanian Devil.

I’d normally have been more than happy with a point against the league leaders, but they’ve been rank and it sticks in the throat the way we lost the equaliser.

Dreadful.