Rudolph Hucker

It should be obvious, even to you. Nowhere else comes even close to being good enough.

Jeez no, don’t encourage it…….

going by your strapline you probably thought that sounded quite smart, in your head. In reality, though, I doubt if anyone reading it will either know or give one solitary f**k what in hell you’re on about. And you’re welcome…..ish. NEXT…….

See, that’s the thing about nice scenery. To appreciate the view you have to be a wee bit away from it. Plus, Greenock itself looks pretty good in the foreground.

Boyz in the ‘hood?

Nobody’s saying he’s the perfect manager, and there are times when he’s seemed very reluctant to change his stance on certain issues, but he’s the man in charge and he’ll stand or fall based on the decisions he makes, whether we all agree or disagree with him. So far he’s done very well overall; not much he could do about our early season injury crisis. Whether or not we agree with YOUR opinions is an entirely different matter. You appear to think we’re all simply biased in Imrie’s favour; most of us though are level-headed enough to make our own judgements on his performance - and on the “evidence” you’re pinning your argument on.

I assume this is a quote from a months-old "Tele" article. If so you should be quoting it as such right from the start. A word of genuine advice mate: That hole you're in is already pretty deep. Just stop digging, FFS........

Was Coyle sacked? I didn’t pay much attention to QP at the time, but I thought he left by his own choice.

Well, you ain’t a big fan, for a start. And then there’s BranchTon, but that seems to be largely because he hates Dougie's tattoos. I can’t be arsed digging through posts for the others. So, there’s you.

Well, there’s your answer. The ‘new manager bounce’ deflated.

.....and in the last two hours we've gone from bottom to the dizzy heights of seventh. Satisfying.

You kidding?? Listen, mate, we've been waiting WEEKS for the likes of this!

Actually, it's more the case that you haven't been allowed to be any good. Here to help!

You’re totally ignoring the fact that Strapp was given training facilities with the squad at the start of the season. Wouldn't have happened if Imrie had it in for him as you keep insisting. . You’re flogging a dead one here. Let it rest, ffs.

I see wot you did there……. Nice one.

You're full of something all right.....

Hate to burst yer bubble mate (well, not really, tbh) but personally I never give your lot a moment’s thought unless we’re due to play each other (so, not very often then). Has to be some benefit to being down here…..

How would you know that? And why, as per Morton's statement, would the police have backed them up on that?? C'mon, get real....... Game's aff, get over it, it's a beautiful day in Inverclyde, get out and enjoy it. More to Saturdays than just fitba'.

You have to be trolling here, right?? The sending off has already been agreed to have been the correct decision by almost all who’ve commented on it on here. As for the rest, the BBC stats indicate a pretty close game….. but wait, what’s that? Down at the bottom there……… United 15 fouls (fifteen), and Morton a mere 12 ?? And yet, have our fans been bleating about this obvious strongarm approach from the home team?? Maybe we should have been……. Meanwhile, you’ve shown yourself up to be a complete and utter fanny. Go stand in the corner till Saturday.

“Bomber” Brown. You heard it here first…….

Very strange…… I wasn’t there yesterday, but I’ve just watched United’s 8 minute highlights package and I didn’t see any examples of the “dark arts” from Morton that Granny Danger and Pull My Strings have been wetting their knickers over. I DID see one incident clearly deserving of a red card, but funnily enough that was from a United player. Seems to me that GD & PMS (how fitting is that abbreviation?) are just bad losers. Even when they haven’t actually lost. What a wee shame that is.

was yesterday the first time you'd ever been at a football match??

Yeah, he should save it for P&B like the rest of us……. PS - is that you, Granny??

So, that's the goal…….. ……and above is BBC Sport’s description of it in the match thread………. WHIT???