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Needs an "actually"

Hoilett was a good signing and i'd be happy if we could keep him for another year. But Warnock is a fanny and was otherwise useless.

Those were two comedy defences on show yesterday and comedy finishing from both sides, although we contributed more in that department. Easy to see why this was a bottom six game.

No. It's impossible to overstate how pointless the Warnock appointment was.

I'm a big fan of the head to toe in nike look. Was at a show where they got parents to volunteer from the crowd and one guy had a co ordinated set of trainers, socks, shorts (like sports shorts material), t shirt, tracksuit top and a cap, all in a lovely mushroomy beige with prominent logos. Mercifully no sweatbands. Even at half price that must be £300 to look like a twelve year old. Gimp.

Disappointing lack of a “don’t know” option in the poll

I occasionally hear phone ins on Radio 4. Which is more than the participants do, apparently. Not a format suited to a demographic that can’t hear unaided and who turn the simplest response into an irrelevant and rambling anecdote about how they used to go to Margate every July.

I often have to go into the left hand lane of an exit from a roundabout. The exit is on the right, 270 degrees , third exit. There’s no official lanes on the roundabout or entry road although the traffic usually settles into two unofficial lanes on approach and on the roundabout. Should I be going in the left hand approach? I go on the right and cut across on exit, even though I think I should exit into the right hand lane then change, strictly. But other c***s come all the way round on my left sometimes. I suspect they’re in the wrong because they’re usually in Audis. What’s the rules here?

I tried that at work after a colleague said he always got a Mercedes when he asked for an automatic. I got a shitey plastic noddy car about three foot long and then almost died on the M25 when I absent mindedly tried to change gear and pushed in the “clutch “.

Can't understand delicate wee flowers that get upset by the smell of food.

Or Westlife

Two points will always be in a line with each other. What are you blathering about

My youngest has insisted on bingeing Young Sheldon. I’m probably missing loads of in jokes from never watching Big Bang Theory but it’s decent on its own so far. Has that slightly cloying contrived pathos that US prime time sitcoms always have though.

Not consistent quality but massively influential and still occasionally hitting high points and innovating to the very end, this wee mentalist:

Chilli Peppers was a good shout. Tempted to go for Phil Collins but he wasn't that long lasting, as a solo twat at least. The crown of crap must be worn by the, admittedly moderately talented, entertainment vacuum who had 14 number ones across five decades and actually released a cover version of the lord's prayer.

Simception

I can't see us keeping Miovski and think the best we can hope for is a good sale- early in the window for a good cash fee-to fund a rebuild. I'd love another season though.

War on woke

I don't remember them having light sabres

It's an interesting idea, his law of infodynamics. Don't follow the logic for how it supports simulation theory. It does look like he's the only person that's written about it. It's got a bit of a profile so i'd suspect if it was outright nonsense someone would have publicly slapped it down by now. I think if we figure out it's all a game we go on to the next level

My wife decided to attempt poaching an egg the other day. The instructions she looked up (bbc good food) started off with "make sure you strain your egg". She had the egg in a sieve. Has anyone ever heard of this tomfoolery before? In 30 years of poaching (on and off, sometimes professionally from five star hotels to brewer's fayres) i've never once heard of this nonsense. What the f**k man. Probably some foodie twat like nigel slater or that wee shoplifting guy making up stuff.

What's everyone's take on the squad priorities for the rebuild? Assuming yimmy's preferred 433 GK- roos away. No 1 needed. Doohan - good enough back up? Doubt it but lowish priority? Richie- project, under contract until next year. Will he make it or is it too early to tell for a keeper? Need 1x starter, maybe ok for back up. RB- Richardson back-yay! Milne- looked good in semi but was patchy before. Worth persevering i think. Devlin- great attitude and commitment. Ok going forward but a terrible defender. Should be back up. Need 1x starter. Fine for back up. CB- assuming back four and Gartenmen away. Rubezic- has improved hugely in the imagination with each week out. Probably a reasonable starter alongside an experienced foreman. Jensen - just a bit lacking in most departments. Capable of good games. Will probably have to do as back up. McDonald- Meat and potatoes defender with suspect decision making; occasional bombscare. Good back up. Need 1x starter minimum LB McKenzie - improved since Barry left. Largely coped with all non OF wingers and we don't have europe next season so probably low priority to replace. Can do job as starter. McGarry - shown little but looks shite. Hayes- looks like coaching now. Ngwena-? Need 1x cover/project. Midfield Assuming we go with a three and Baron is away. Shinnie - still a starter for me. Might start to need managed a bit more-succession plan required. Polvara - still a project? Needs to step up. Can look really good and like a wee boy in the same ten minutes. Definitely worth squad berth. McGrath - Starter for me. No question. Clarkson - on own merits, a starter. If McGrath is starting in a three, we'd be a bit light with both in there. Alternating starts and supersub appearances. Duncan- looked better when he was a winger. Looks a bit lost in the middle. Marshall -? Need 1x aggressive type plus possibly all rounder cover/project. Wingers Vincente- honestly f**k knows. Looks talented. Hasn't taken chances. Must piss coaches off. Morris - he can run fast but has no end product. If we're leading in a game he'd be useful to take the ball into the corner, so long as he doesn't have to cross it. Duk? - would he be left of a three? I'll say yes. If he lays off the natas and super bock over the summer. Sokkler- could be right of a three. Has pace but not seen much on the ball. Probably needed in the middle. Need 1x starter + 1x project back up. Striker Bojan - just about the required standard. Stick. Sokler - looks like he has something. Not a Miovski but looks more than SPL level decent. Worth starting assuming that Miovski will actually be funding the rebuild. Guye- looked like he was on glue when he got a chance but there must be something about him. Enigma. Duk- is he a striker? Possibly. Bavidge -? Need 1x project (could be Bavidge) I make that: 2 x keepers, 1 to start 1 x starting RB 1 x starting CB 1x squad LB 1x midfield General 2x wingers, 1 to start 1x project striker That’s minimum really.

This post certainly brings to mind a well known austrian

Leslie Neilsen was in Murder She Wrote. I don't have a picture so you'll just have to trust me.